Mitch Hedberg: Vacuum

I worked at Zany's Comedy Club in Nashville, and I wasn't getting a lot of laughs. People weren't laughing, so after one show, the club owner said, 'Mitch, you're not getting any laughs. You're gonna have to vacuum the club.' He made me vacuum. So, I told the next crowd, 'Hey, y'all gotta start laughing. Otherwise, don't drop sh*t.'