Mo Mandel: Two Drink Minimum

You ever been to a comedy club? Not a very classy environment. They always have a two drink minimum. They force you to drink 'cause they're very insecure that the show might suck. They're like, 'Come on in -- this guy's hilarious, as long as you are f**ked up the whole time.' Can you imagine another business trying to pull that? You go to a restaurant; they're like, 'Come on in, the food's great here. Before you eat it, you got to smoke some weed. Yeah, we just serve Hot Pockets up in this bitch. But if you're high it, doesn't suck as much.'