Nick Swardson: First High School Reunion

I just got invited to my first high school reunion. I want to show up as the first thing I wanted to be when I was younger. Wouldn't that be cool if you showed up, and everybody's like, 'Hey, how's it going, Nick? Yeah, it's me, Bob, remember? Yeah, I'm a real estate agent now, and I've got my own company. Jim's a lawyer, and he's got his own firm. So, what are you doing?' 'I am a ninja. I rule the night.'