Jackie Kashian: Selling Candy for Little League

I went to all the houses in the neighborhood, Dad, except for the houses that said, "No soliciting" 'cause the coach said you're not supposed to go there 'cause those people don't want you.' He freaked -- 'You didn't go to the no solicitors? Tomorrow, you go to the no solicitors. Do you know why those people got those signs up? They'll buy anything. They didn't even want those signs.'