Andy Borowitz: Long Distance Offer

A couple of weeks ago I got a call -- typical telemarketer. He said, 'Are you happy with your long distance service?' And I said, 'Now this is an insane coincidence.' And he said, 'What?' And I said, 'I also work for a long distance phone company.' And he was like, 'Really?' And I said, 'Yeah.' And we laughed and we laughed at what a coincidence that was, and then I said, 'Well, look, while I got you on phone -- are you happy with your long distance service? Because I've got a calling plan that could just shave dollars off your monthly bill.'