Demetri Martin: Hotel Messages

I like staying in hotels because you can leave a message for somebody and you don't even need to know their name, just, like, a room number. 'Hey, can I get a pen? I just want to leave a message. My friend's in 710. Yeah, thanks.' 'Leprechaun's gonna f**k you up at midnight.' 'Honey, what is this? Did you anger a small Irish man?'

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