Nick DiPaolo: Selfish on Planes

We're still selfish on the plane. I'm on the plane in San Francisco last week, the pilot comes on, he goes, 'We have a problem with engine number two. There's going to be about a 45 minute delay.' Everybody on the plane goes, 'Come on, let's go!' Yeah -- let's take off with that screw missing on engine number two, so I can be sitting in a cornfield in Nebraska three hours from now with burnt balls and a bag of peanuts 'cause you were late for your Amway meeting in Syracuse.

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