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Margaret Smith: Taking Parents to the Airport

I actually just brought them back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

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Travel & Car

Airport Security Guard Booty Call... Baggage
Airport Security Guard Booty Call... Cream
Al Jackson: Comedy Money
Al Jackson: North Miami
Al Madrigal: Backstage at the Mexican Strip Club
Al Madrigal: Warm Front of Mexicans
Al Madrigal: You Know You're Half-Mexican in San Jose
Alaskan Lumberjack
Alex Thomas: Ask a Stupid Question
Andi Smith: Campground
Andi Smith: The Only Thing I Like About Camping
Andrew Donnelly: Stay in Fancy Places
Andrew Kennedy: Dad Is Losing His Mind
Andrew Kennedy: Growing Up in Hong Kong
Andy Blitz: Hijackers Are the Worst
Andy Borowitz: Movie Titles on Your Bill
Andy Kindler: Amsterdam Vices
Andy Kindler: Interborough Parkway
Answering Machine
Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland
Ardal O'Hanlon: Amazon Irish
Ardal O'Hanlon: Books on a Deserted Island
Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs
Ardal O'Hanlon: Making Friends With the Flight Attendant
Arj Barker: Cryptic Car
Arj Barker: Date Night Driving Arrangements
Arj Barker: Freaky Sign
Arj Barker: Irish Soap Tradition
Arj Barker: Never Drive on Grass
Barry Marder: Terrible Freeways
Barry Sobel: Airport Food
Beat the Casino
Becky Pedigo: Country and Western Bar
Becky Pedigo: SUV
Ben Bailey: Slow People in the Subway
Big Ben Surprise
Bill Burr: Rednecks to Afghanistan
Bill Engvall: School Buses Create Grouchy Old Men
Bill Keller: Blinker On
Bill Santiago: Flying Into San Juan Scare
Bill Santiago: Puerto Rican Dysfunction
Billiam Coronel: AAA Meeting
Blake Clark: How Seatbelts Work
Blonde & Missed Bus
Blonde Cruise
Blonde Driver
Blonde Invention
Blonde Paints a Porch
Blonde Rides Shotgun
Blonde's Coat Hanger
Blonde's Helicopter Lesson
Blonde's License
Bob Nickman: Strobe Headlines
Bob Oschack: Off-Roading Down South
Bonnie McFarlane: Environmentalists Exist
Bonnie McFarlane: Foreign Language
Boris Hamilton: Sexual Distraction
Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover: Pulled Over
Brian Haley: Hotel Theft Protection
Brian Posehn: New Miata Convertible
Brian Regan: A Different World for Arab Americans
Brian Regan: Businessmen and Airport Security
Brian Regan: You, Too
Bruce Bruce: Redneck Loves His Ford
Bryan Gutmann: Don't Get That Guy
Bus Stop Confusion
Car Identity Crisis
Carlos Mencia: Black NASCAR
Carlos Mencia: NASCAR and Home Depot
Carlos Mencia: Tanks
Carol Leifer: British Money
Carol Leifer: Nude Beach
Carol Leifer: Security Questions
Carol Leifer: The Big Island
Cathy Ladman: Curve Ahead
Cathy Ladman: Deer in Headlights
Charlie Viracola: License Plate Number
Charlie Viracola: Parking Ticket
Cheap Trick Payback
Check the E-mail Address
Chelsea Handler: Foreign Accents
Chelsea Handler: My First Midget
Chelsea Handler: On Robert Downey Jr.
Children & Cars
Chris Case: Legalize It
Chris Hobbs: Grandma Calls
Chris Regan: Cruise Clientele
Chris Rock: Invading a Country with Oil
Chris Rock: Natural Causes
Chris Rock: Spending That Type of Money
Christian Finnegan: Car Alarm
Christopher Titus: Drunk Driving Lecture
Christopher Titus: Man in a Batman Suit
Christopher Titus: Terror Alert Level
Christopher Titus: The John Edwards Scandal
Chuck Booms: Back in Cleveland
Classic Booty Call... Airport
Classic Booty Call... Curves
Colin Quinn: Lions Are a Joke
Colin Quinn: Safari
Cory Kahaney: Burned by MapQuest
Cory Kahaney: Handicapped Parking at Home Depot
Craig Anton: Eric Estrada Sighting
Craig Anton: Missing New York
Craig Shoemaker: Mother's Driving Instruction
Craig Shoemaker: Never Pulled Over in a Minivan
D.C. Benny: American Cab Drivers in Pakistan
D.C. Benny: Recent Trip to Jamaica
Damon Wayans: Bicycle Cop
Damon Williams: Canadian Lap Dance
Dan Cummins: Pizza Sale
Dan Rosen: Driving With Dad
Dan Sally: Deaf Child Sign
Dan St. Germain: Romance on the Go
Dana Gould: Hypocritical Liberal Los Angeles
Dane Cook: How You Know You're Drunk
Dane Cook: In the Year 3000
Dane Cook: The DMV
Daniel Kilpatrick: Pimp My Ride
Daniel Tosh: Airport Phone Fun
Daniel Tosh: In Paris With the Girlfriend
Dave Attell: Fun Thing to Do While Flying
Dave Attell: Hate Traveling
Dave Attell: No Health Insurance
David Feldman: Expensive New York City
David Feldman: Vacationing in Amsterdam
Demetri Martin: Bumper Stickers
Demetri Martin: Drunk Driving
Demetri Martin: First Class
Demetri Martin: Hotel Messages
Demetri Martin: Pies on Trains
Demetri Martin: State Shapes
Denis Leary: Airplane Eaters
Denis Leary: Resuming Air Travel
Deon Cole: Visiting Texas
DeRay: Gas Prices
Diane Nichols: Girls Shaving Their Heads
Diane Nichols: Indianapolis 500
DL Hughley: Dangerous Enough Being Black
DL Hughley: Flying After 9/11
DL Hughley: New York City Difference
DL Hughley: Police Following You
DL Hughley: Take Off Your Shoes
Doug Benson: Carpool Lane
Doug Benson: Ever Been Driving Along...
Doug Benson: Hip Hop Sound Effects
Doug Benson: Hitchhiker
Doug Benson: Seattle Saying
Doug Benson: Seven Days in Las Vegas
Doug Stanhope: Chattanooga, TN
Doug Williams: Another Country
Drinking & Driving
Drivers Education Exam Answers
Drunk-Driver Test
Dwayne Perkins: Jaywalking Laws
Dwayne Perkins: Returning to Africa
Earthquake: Calling in Alabama
Earthquake: Hot in Alabama
Ed Byrne: Lost Baggage
Eddie Brill: New Yorker Vacation Days
Eddie Brill: Spotting the New Yorkers
Eddie Sarfaty: Hellish Family Vacation
Eliot Chang: Sidewalk Rage
Ethnic Pick-Up
Eugene Mirman: Delaware to New York
Eugene Mirman: Poorest Neighborhood in North America
Evan Davis: Quit Drinking
Feel Like a Woman
Finesse Mitchell: Revolving Doors in New York City
Finesse Mitchell: Visiting New York City
Finesse Mitchell: You Ever Been So Drunk...?
Flight Attendant Booty Call... First Sight
Flight Attendant Booty Call... Nuts
Flight Attendant Booty Call... Smoking
Flighty Blonde
Flip Schultz: Pimping Rides
Four Blondes in a Pickup
Frank Prinzi: Stuck in Traffic
Freddy Soto: Bible Language
Gabriel Iglesias: Landing in Phoenix
Gary Lazer: Missing New York's Subways
Gary Valentine: Wheeling Luggage
Gene Pompa: New Porsche
George Miller: Car Reflects Personality
George Miller: Car Trouble
George Miller: Dumb Hitchhiker
Godfrey: Poor Immigrant Parents
Greg Behrendt: Airport A-Holes
Greg Behrendt: Car Mechanics
Greg Fitzsimmons: Finding Small Penises
Greg Fitzsimmons: Former Porn Star
Greg Fitzsimmons: Iowa Is the Worst
Greg Fitzsimmons: Orange Alert at the Airport
Greg Fitzsimmons: Playing Craps
Greg Giraldo: Conservation
Greg Proops: A White World
Greg Proops: Australia
Greg Proops: Best-Looking Person in England
Gregg Rogell: On John Glenn
Gregg Rogell: Thanksgiving Day Parade
Hannibal Buress: Arguments With Taxi Drivers
Hari Kondabolu: Environment Issue Magazine
Hari Kondabolu: Hybrid Escalade
Hari Kondabolu: In-Flight Magazine
Hari Kondabolu: People Who Will Die in the Revolution
Harland Williams: No Airbag
Harland Williams: No Vehicle, No Service
Havaii or Hawaii
Helen Keller Driving
His Holy Crossword
Honeymoon Tattoo
Ian Bagg: Visiting Kentucky
Iliza Shlesinger: From a Cold Place
Isaac Witty: Visiting the Middle East
J.R. Havlan: Renting a Car
J.R. Havlan: Stolen Car
Jack Mayberry: Driving With Old People
Jack Mayberry: Rental Car Concept
Jackie Kashian: Stolen Tape Deck
Jake Johannsen: China's Population
Jake Johannsen: Chinese Food
Jake Johannsen: Non-Stop Traffic
Jake Johannsen: Open Cabs
Jake Johannsen: Watergate Hotel
Jamie Kaler: Learned in My Car
Jan Karem: Free Flights
Janeane Garofalo: Pedestrian's Rights
Jasper Reed: Car Horns
JB Smoove: About Tennessee
Jeff Allen: Vacationing Without the Kids
Jeff Cesario: Electric Car Design
Jeff Dunham: Illegally Parking in the Handicap Spot
Jeff Marder: Rush Hour
Jeff Marder: Samsonite Travel
Jeff Stilson: From Seattle to New York City
Jeff Stilson: Honeymoons
Jeremy Hotz: No L.A. Buses
Jim David: Dutch Influence
Jim David: Former Hippie
Jim Gaffigan: Demanding Directions
Jim Gaffigan: Writing Postcards
Jim Norton: Airport Security
Jim Norton: Amazing Moment
Jim Norton: Don't Live in Utopia
Jim Norton: Writing a Movie
Jimmie Walker: New York Car Crimes
Jimmy Carr: Fellating on a Plane
Jimmy Dore: Working in Wisconsin
Jimmy Pardo: Driving Into the Ditch
Jimmy Pardo: New York City Traffic
Jimmy Shubert: Airport Security Measures
Jimmy Shubert: The Transportation Security Administration
Jimmy Tingle: Noble Public Servants
Joe Bolster: Calling a Car Phone
Joe Bolster: Roman Ruins
Joe Yannetty: California Seasons
Joey Kola: My Father's Car
John Caparulo: Airport Security Inspection
John Caparulo: Flight Delay
John Caparulo: Missouri
John Caparulo: Traveling in Canada
John Caponera: Airplane Safety
John Ferrentino: Watching "Alive"
John Heffron: School Luggage
John Henson: New Yorker Attitude
John McDowell: Hunk of Junk Car
John Mendoza: New York Crime
John Oliver: A German Bus
John Oliver: America's Nooks and Crannies
Johnny Dark: In Flight Embarrassment
Johnny Sanchez: Crash Test Dummies
Johnny Steele: Lazy Violence
Jon Dore: Closest to Home
Jon Dore: Trip to Amsterdam
Jon Dore: U.N. Meeting on Wheels
Jon Lajoie: Guys Who Drive Expensive Cars
Jon Ross: Just Flew In
Jon Ross: My Brother's Rare Trick
Jon Ross: Perception in L.A. vs. New York
Jonathan Katz: Cambridge, MA
Jonathan Katz: Life Is Brief
Jonathan Katz: Small Children
Jordan Rubin: Airplane Seat Cushion
Jordan Rubin: Drunk Driving Test in Kentucky
Jordan Rubin: Safest Way to Travel
Jordan Rubin: Walk the Line
Judy Gold: Legroom
Julian McCullough: Bicycle Riding in New York City
Julian McCullough: Magical Old
K.P. Anderson: Comic or Tragic
Kareem Matthews: White People Go Anywhere
Karen Anderson: Best Day Ever
Karen Rontowski: Daewoo Rental
Karen Rontowski: Safe New Car
Kathleen Madigan: Airline Games
Kathleen Madigan: Forgetting Canada
Kathleen Madigan: Riding the Bus
Kathleen Madigan: Visiting China
Kelly Monteith: Irrational Name Calling
Kevin Kataoka: Going to Tokyo
Kevin Nealon: Beautiful Beach
Kevin Nealon: Electric Car
Kevin Nealon: Honeymoon Suite
Kevin Nealon: Upstate New York
Kevin Nealon: Whale Watching
Kirk Fox: Tall Guys on Planes
Knock, Knock
Kyle Kinane: Winnipeg
Laura House: Stripping in Russia
Laurie Kilmartin: Over-Packing
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy
Len Austrevich: A Good Time
Lewis Black: Psychiatrists Are a Waste of Money
Like a Rock
Loser Booty Call... Bus Pass
Louis C.K.: New York City Subways
Louis C.K.: People's Air Travel Complaints
Louis C.K.: Traffic Argument
Louis C.K.: Very White Attitude
Louis Ramey: Detroit Car Thieves
Louis Ramey: First Sexual Experience
Louis Ramey: Mutants in Mobile
Louis Ramey: Texans
Louis Ramey: Why I Pulled You Over
Lucky Driver
Luke Torres: Asian Gangs
Luke Torres: Middle Eastern Gang Problem
Marc Maron: Smoking Rooms
Margaret Smith: Body Piercings
Margaret Smith: Driver Has No Cash
Margaret Smith: Never Home for the Holidays
Margaret Smith: Scuba Diving in Hawaii
Margaret Smith: Seatbelts
Margaret Smith: Taking Parents to the Airport
Mark Brazill: AAA Too Expensive
Mark Brazill: L.A. Neighborhoods
Mark Curry: Police Will Follow You
Mark Curry: Super-Educated for Police
Mark Curry: Walking on the Green
Mark Gross: Worst Investor in the World
Mark Pitta: Changing the Party
Maronzio Vance: Presidency Is Like a Car
Michael Kosta: Noise Canceling Headphones
Michael Kosta: Parking Tickets
Migrating Birds
Mike Birbiglia: Bush in D.C.
Mike Birbiglia: Christian Rock
Mike Birbiglia: Crying Over a Book
Mike Birbiglia: Wake Up Call
Mike Britt: Flotation Device
Mike Dugan: Florida Sex Scandals
Mike Dugan: Philosophy Jokes in Alabama
Mike Royce: Boston's Subway ATMs
Mike Sweeney: Cannibalism After a Crash
Mike Sweeney: Mexican Explosion
Mike Vecchione: Crazy and Compassionate
Mike Vecchione: Flight to Australia
Mike Vecchione: Hunting Deer
Mitch Hedberg: Emergency Brake
Mitch Hedberg: On Acid
Mo Mandel: Anti-Prius Driver
Morgan Murphy: Boyfriend Without a Car
Natasha Leggero - LA Gang Tour Passengers
Natasha Leggero: Going Home to Illinois
Natasha Leggero: LA Gang Tours
Natchitoches
Nate Bargatze: New Device
Nema Williams: Jealous Girlfriend
New Yorkers and Light Bulbs
Ngaio Bealum: Flagstaff's Black Community
Nick DiPaolo: Don't Help Old Ladies
Nick DiPaolo: Selfish on Planes
Nick DiPaolo: Uncut Pizza
Nick Kroll: Bouncers at the Airport
Nick Swardson: Old People Driving
Nick Swardson: On Jane Goodall
Old Joe
Packed in One Honda
Patrice O'Neal: Arrogant Traveler
Patton Oswalt: Ambassador When Traveling
Patton Oswalt: New York vs. Amsterdam
Patton Oswalt: U.S. Pot vs. Amsterdam Pot
Paul F. Tompkins: Airline Security Drawings
Paul F. Tompkins: Brass Knuckles at Airline Security
Paul Mercurio: Racist Stereotypes
Paul Nardizzi: Awesome Minivans
Paul Nardizzi: Picking up Hitchhikers in a Minivan
Paul Provenza: Airline Peanuts
Paul Provenza: Funny Ways to Die
Paul Provenza: Stewardess
Paul Provenza: Tricked-Out Condoms
Paul Varghese: Buying a Convertible
Paul Varghese: The Sky Is My Hood
Pete Holmes: Bad Part of Atlanta
Pete Holmes: Friendly Fellow
Pete Holmes: Sketchy Neighborhood
Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search
Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers
Playing Trucker
Quinn Dahle: Pulled Over and Hammered
Rainy Day Cop
Redneck Booty Call... Truck
Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500
Rene Hicks: Amish Irony
Rich Vos: Shopping in Amsterdam
Richard Lewis: All First Class Flight
Richard Lewis: Always Prepared
Richard Lewis: Cross-Country With Mother
Rick Corso: What a Stupid Car
Rickey Smiley: Drive-Through Funeral Home
Robert Hawkins: Baton Rouge
Robert Hawkins: Hotel Pools
Robert Hawkins: Off the Beach in Hawaii
Robert Hawkins: Singing in the Car
Robert Schimmel: California Police
Robert Schimmel: Driving School
Robert Schimmel: Identified by Dental Records
Robert Schimmel: Just 55 Cents
Robert Schimmel: Shamu Plane
Rodney Johnson: Racism in Omaha
Ron Lynch: Flying Around the Planet
Ron Richards: Car Phone in a Yugo
Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas
Ron White: Deer Hunting
Ron White: Wake-Up Call
Rory Albanese: European Trip
Rory Albanese: Least Respected Place
Rory Albanese: London McDonald's
Rude Parrot on a Plane
Russ Meneve: Same Thought on 9/11
Russell Peters: Indian Ghosts Not So Frightening
Ryan Hamilton: Crazy Car Dealerships
Ryan Stout: One-Armed Man
Sabrina Matthews: Airplane Safety Guide
Sabrina Matthews: National Coming Out Day
Sabrina Matthews: Refusing Airplane Restrooms
Sandra Bernhard: On Breast Implants
Scott Kennedy: Car Rental Insurance
Scott Kennedy: Working the Airport Gift Shop
Seasick
Sebastian Maniscalco: Airport Dress Code
Shane Mauss: Imaginary Increments
Shang Forbes: Michael Jackson in Ethiopia
Sheng Wang: Designated Driver
Sheng Wang: Discovery Channel Moment
Sherrod Small: Africans in Brooklyn
Skunks and Lawyers
Snow Parking
So Blonde... Airport Left
Southern Hospitality in Flight
Space Monkeys
Spaceman
Speed Demon
Speeding Old Chicks
Steve McGrew: Flying Safer Than Driving
Steve Mittleman: Jesus in Venice
Steve Rannazzisi: Keep the Subways Clean
Steve Trilling: Serious Driving Accident
Steve White: Driving in L.A.
Stevie Ray Fromstein: In the Hotel Room
Stop or Slow Down
Stroke of Genius
Sue Murphy: Las Vegas in July
Suspenders
Tami Vernekoff: Working Atlantic City
Ted Alexandro: Mardi Gras
Ted Alexandro: Mystery in Life
The Amazing Johnathan: Psychic Tonya's Car Accident
The Best Pub for Free Drinks
The Blonde and Car Maintenance
The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
The Leaning Tower of Pisa
The Secret to Speed
The Witty Truck Driver
The Wooden Car and Other Wastes
The Wrong Way
This Baby Goes 100 Laughs Per Hour
This Is a Recording
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths
Tig: In SkyMall Magazine
Todd Barry: Hitting on Waitresses
Todd Barry: Pastry Chef Friend
Todd Glass: Flying Coach
Todd Glass: Flying First Class
Todd Glass: Non-Smoking Room
Todd Glass: Turn the Car Around
Tom Agna: Bullfighting
Tom Cotter: Birthday Surprise
Tom Cotter: Dressed to Kill
Tom Cotter: First Class
Tom Cotter: Going to Columbia
Tom Cotter: No Sex in Way Too Long
Tom Kenny: The Pope-Mobile
Tom Parks: Seat Cushion
Tom Rhodes: English Food
Tom Rhodes: Hard on Americans
Tom Rhodes: Love Is Powerful Stuff
Tom Segura: Description of Atlantic City
Tom Simmons: Why Would You Go to Iraq?
Tony Rock: All Black Men Are Superheroes
Tony Stone: Cool Pilot
Tony V.: Ugly in Atlantic City
Tony Woods: Didn't Go to Africa-Africa
Top Blonde Speed
Tracy Smith: Carry on the Name
Traffic Lights
Troublesome Train
Truck Driver & The Bikers
Trucks and Babies
Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma
Ty Barnett: High Gas Prices
Ty Barnett: Wine Tasting in Chicago
Up or Down
Val Kappa: Accident Note
Vanessa Hollingshead: British Pickpocket
Vanessa Hollingshead: Middle East Performance
Vic Henley: KISS Concert in Birmingham
Vic Henley: Radio Call-In for NASCAR Fans
Victor Varnado: Things a Black Albino Can Do
Vince Morris: Pulled Over as a Passenger
Wanda Sykes: African American Roots
Wanda Sykes: Airport Security Check
Wanda Sykes: Friends With Kids
Wanda Sykes: L.A. Is All Driving
Water in the Carburetor
Wayne Federman: Discriminating Carpool Lane
Wayne Federman: Instrument Panel Dimmer
Wayne Federman: Learner's Permit
Wayne Federman: Tense Left-Hand Arrow Situation
Wendy Liebman: Best Friend's Truck
What Not to Say to a Policeman
Wheelchair Driving
Yo' Mama Is Like... Race Car
Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Motorcycle
Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Road Sign
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Boarding Ticket
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Driver's License
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Spandex
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Weigh Station
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Window Seat
You'll Be So Fat...Driver's License

Jokes

Margaret Smith: Taking Parents to the Airport

Margaret Smith: Taking Parents to the Airport

Travel & Car

Airport Security Guard Booty Call... Baggage

Airport Security Guard Booty Call... Cream

Al Jackson: Comedy Money

Al Jackson: North Miami

Al Madrigal: Backstage at the Mexican Strip Club

Al Madrigal: Warm Front of Mexicans

Al Madrigal: You Know You're Half-Mexican in San Jose

Alaskan Lumberjack

Alex Thomas: Ask a Stupid Question

Andi Smith: Campground

Andi Smith: The Only Thing I Like About Camping

Andrew Donnelly: Stay in Fancy Places

Andrew Kennedy: Dad Is Losing His Mind

Andrew Kennedy: Growing Up in Hong Kong

Andy Blitz: Hijackers Are the Worst

Andy Borowitz: Movie Titles on Your Bill

Andy Kindler: Amsterdam Vices

Andy Kindler: Interborough Parkway

Answering Machine

Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland

Ardal O'Hanlon: Amazon Irish

Ardal O'Hanlon: Books on a Deserted Island

Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs

Ardal O'Hanlon: Making Friends With the Flight Attendant

Arj Barker: Cryptic Car

Arj Barker: Date Night Driving Arrangements

Arj Barker: Freaky Sign

Arj Barker: Irish Soap Tradition

Arj Barker: Never Drive on Grass

Barry Marder: Terrible Freeways

Barry Sobel: Airport Food

Beat the Casino

Becky Pedigo: Country and Western Bar

Becky Pedigo: SUV

Ben Bailey: Slow People in the Subway

Big Ben Surprise

Bill Burr: Rednecks to Afghanistan

Bill Engvall: School Buses Create Grouchy Old Men

Bill Keller: Blinker On

Bill Santiago: Flying Into San Juan Scare

Bill Santiago: Puerto Rican Dysfunction

Billiam Coronel: AAA Meeting

Blake Clark: How Seatbelts Work

Blonde & Missed Bus

Blonde Cruise

Blonde Driver

Blonde Invention

Blonde Paints a Porch

Blonde Rides Shotgun

Blonde's Coat Hanger

Blonde's Helicopter Lesson

Blonde's License

Bob Nickman: Strobe Headlines

Bob Oschack: Off-Roading Down South

Bonnie McFarlane: Environmentalists Exist

Bonnie McFarlane: Foreign Language

Boris Hamilton: Sexual Distraction

Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover: Pulled Over

Brian Haley: Hotel Theft Protection

Brian Posehn: New Miata Convertible

Brian Regan: A Different World for Arab Americans

Brian Regan: Businessmen and Airport Security

Brian Regan: You, Too

Bruce Bruce: Redneck Loves His Ford

Bryan Gutmann: Don't Get That Guy

Bus Stop Confusion

Car Identity Crisis

Carlos Mencia: Black NASCAR

Carlos Mencia: NASCAR and Home Depot

Carlos Mencia: Tanks

Carol Leifer: British Money

Carol Leifer: Nude Beach

Carol Leifer: Security Questions

Carol Leifer: The Big Island

Cathy Ladman: Curve Ahead

Cathy Ladman: Deer in Headlights