Louis C.K.: New York City Subways

I've been living in this city for 15 years -- I have no idea where the train is going. I never know. You can't go by the dot on the side 'cause that's meaningless. They change it. You get on, the guy's like, 'This is V Train, but we're not making local stops, and we don't know where we're going, so just get the hell off the train! Everybody off the train! This is no longer a train!'

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