Deep in the Fourth Quarter

Two hunters were stalking through the forest when one said to the other that he has to take a dump. His friend replies, "Well, go in the bushes."

"What should I use to wipe my ass?" he asks.

"Use a dollar bill," his friend says.

A few minutes later, the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands.

"What happened?" asked his friend.

He replied, "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."

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