Q. Why did God invent men?

A: Vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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Technology

10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer
A Horoscope For The Workplace
A Joke of Genius
A Little Voice
Abbott & Costello's Cyber-Routine
Adam Newman: Celebrity Look-Alike
Adding Blonde
Amuse-o-tron
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company
Andy Kindler: Calling Information
Antennas
Anthony Jeselnik: Angry Girlfriend
Anthony Jeselnik: Christmas Gifts
Arj Barker: Cryptic Car
Arj Barker: Google's Bad Attitude
Arj Barker: Gotta Get Stuff to Get Online
Arj Barker: More for Less
Arj Barker: New Fax Machine
Arj Barker: Tech Support
Assembly Required
Astronaut Booty Call... Belt
Astronaut Booty Call... Crater
Astronaut Booty Call... Docking
Astronaut Booty Call... Ejection
Astronaut Booty Call... Launch
Astronaut Booty Call... Orbit
Astronaut Booty Call... Rock
Astronaut Booty Call... Rocket
Astronaut Booty Call... Skylab
Astronaut Booty Call... Uranus
Baby Digital Watch
Backwoods High Tech
Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Gates' Honeymoon
Blogger Booty Call... Number
Blogger Booty Call... Offline
Blond with a cell phone
Blonde Hears Voices
Blonde on the Computer
Blonde Phone Sex
Blonde Restroom Attendant
Blonde's Computer Freeze
Blonde's Connection Down
Blondes Blow It
Boris Hamilton: Lasik Surgery
Brian Posehn: Cybersex
Brian Regan: Businessmen and Airport Security
Brian Regan: Microwaving Pop Tarts
Britney Spears vs. Computer
Celebrity Computer Viruses
Charlie Viracola: Cell Phone Minutes
Charlie Viracola: License Plate Number
Check the E-mail Address
Chelsea Handler: Vibrator Batteries
Chris Hardwick: MySpace Page
Chris Hardwick: World of Tomorrow
Chris McGuire: E-Mails From Mom
Chris McGuire: Old Fashioned Perverts
Chris Rich: Techno-Lingerie
Christian Finnegan: Last Website
Christopher Titus: Post-Weiner Politics
Clinton Jackson: Considering Children
Clinton Jackson: Wedding Reception Pictures
Computer + Prostitute
Computer Chat
Computer Diagnosis
Computer Memory
Computer vs. Air Conditioner
Computers: She or He?
Corey Holcomb: Backup Girlfriend
Cory Kahaney: Burned by MapQuest
Dan Cummins: Best Clearance Sale Ever
Dan Cummins: Pop-Ups
Dan Mintz: Pulling the Plug
Dane Cook: In the Year 3000
Daniel Tosh: Blaming the Amish
Daniel Tosh: National Anthem
Dave Nystrom: Where Are You Going?
David O'Doherty: Smart Phones
Demetri Martin: Dude Intelligence
Demetri Martin: Violent Video Games
Denis Leary: Laptops May Lead to Impotence
Denis Leary: Obesity Statistics
Deon Cole: 3D
DeRay: The DeRay Way
Donald Glover: iPhone Raps
Doug Benson: Friends Who LOL
Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer
Drew Fraser: Old-Fashioned Roller Skates
E-vil
Earthquake: Calling in Alabama
Eliot Chang: Facebook Me
Elvira Kurt: Computer Fear
Elvira Kurt: Explain This Website
Engineer's Belief
Eugene Mirman: Time Warner Cable
Fahim Anwar: Critical Flaw
Felipe Esparza: Dad's Furniture Fix
First Computer in Biblical Times
Ford Manufacturing
Fred Stoller: Living on the Edge
French Maid Techie
From the WordPerfect Help Desk
Geek Booty Call... Binary
Geek Booty Call... Bra
Geek Booty Call... Breach
Geek Booty Call... Calculus
Geek Booty Call... Computers
Geek Booty Call... Droid
Geek Booty Call... Embed
Geek Booty Call... Google
Geek Booty Call... Hacker
Geek Booty Call... Help
Geek Booty Call... Internet
Geek Booty Call... Looks
Geek Booty Call... Machine
Geek Booty Call... Microsoft
Geek Booty Call... Network
Geek Booty Call... No
Geek Booty Call... RAM
Geek Booty Call... Sheets
Geek Booty Call... Single
Geek Booty Call... Sniffer
Geek Booty Call... Tech Support
Geek Booty Call... Test
Geek Booty Call... Testing
Geek Booty Call... Together
Geek Booty Call... Upgrade
Geek Booty Call... Watch
Geek Booty Call... Wavelength
Geek Booty Call... Webcam
Gene Pompa: Phone Sex
Gerard Guillory: Always on the Phone
Gerard Guillory: Girlfriend as Number Two
Gorilla and Computer
Greg Behrendt: Not a Computer Person
Greg Behrendt: The Mix Tape
Greg Fitzsimmons: Spam
Greg Giraldo: Japanese Scientists
Greg Giraldo: The Patriot Act
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phone Calling Plan
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phone Roaming Charges
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phones vs. Anthrax
Hard Drive
Hari Kondabolu: People Who Will Die in the Revolution
Harland Williams: Everything Is "Star Wars"
Harland Williams: Laser Jet Printer
Helisoft
High Tech Man
How to be Annoying in the Computer Lab
Human DNA and Goats
Husbands' Performance
Hypertext is Funny!
Ian Bagg: Information Superhighway
IBM and Lightbulbs
Isaac Witty: Cell Phone Damage
Island Innovation
IT and Light Bulbs
Jamie Kennedy: Just to Say Hi
Jan Karem: Pre-Historic Dates
Janeane Garofalo: Creating Content
JB Smoove: Sound System
Jeff Caldwell: Not Good With Computers
Jeff Cesario: Electric Car Design
Jeff Dye: Mom and Electronics
Jeff Ross: Great American
Jeff Ross: Steve Jobs Funeral
Jeff Ross: Working for Steve Jobs
Jeff Stilson: Naming the Baby
Jeffrey Ross: Record Player Needle
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
Jim David: Morning Papers
Jock vs. Nerd
Joe Bolster: Calling a Car Phone
Joe Mande: Dad Joins Twitter
John Caparulo: No Reading
John Caparulo: Unplugging the TV
John Evans: E-Mailing George W. Bush
John Mendoza: Using Dumbbells
John Mulaney: Blockbuster Video
John Oliver - Brett Favre's Penis
John Oliver: Cell Phone Videos
John Ramsey: Old Security Passwords
Johnny Sanchez: Crash Test Dummies
Jon Dore: Friends With Stephen Hawking
Jon Dore: Predict the Words
Jon Dore: Problem Solved
Jordan Rubin: New Cell Phone
Jordan Rubin: Psychic Search
Judah Friedlander: Society's Got a Long Way to Go
Judy Gold: Answering Machine
Julian McCullough: Friend Request
Kevin Meaney: Phone Sex
Kevin Nealon: Electric Car
Kevin Shea: The Internet Is a Drug
Kyle Dunnigan: Snooze Button
Kyle Grooms: Robot Comedy
Laptop
Leo Allen: Attending a Two-Year-Old's Birthday Party
Leo Allen: New Computer
Leo Allen: Thanks to Photoshop
Lewis Black: No Solar Energy
Lizz Winstead: Medicare Website
Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology
Louis C.K.: Customer Service Calls
Louis C.K.: Wedding in 2000
Mail-In Blonde
Marc Maron: Animal Testing
Mark Cohen: Expensive Water Filter
Mathematical Cows
Mechanical vs. Chemical
Michael Che: Camera Phones
Michael Kosta: Noise Canceling Headphones
Microsoft and a Halter Top
Microsoft Darkness
Mike Birbiglia: Good With Computers
Mike Birbiglia: Heard About It
Mike Birbiglia: Porn Virus on the Parents' Computer
Mike Birbiglia: Too Many Cameras
Mike Britt: Safe Sex Site
Mike Britt: The Difference in Cheating
Mike DeStefano: Die Without My Blackberry
Mike Lawrence: Instant Messaging Sex
Mike Sweeney: Music on Answering Machines
Mike Tyson's Computer
Mike Vecchione: DIY Health Care
Mike Vecchione: Work the Nipple
Mitch Fatel: My Girlfriend's Vibrator
Mitch Fatel: Psychic Porno Spam
Mitch Hedberg: Escalator
Mitch Hedberg: Rewrites
Mmmmmmmilk
Mo Mandel: Anne Frank's Blog
Mo Mandel: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Moshe Kasher - Greetings From California
Myq Kaplan: Losing a Cell Phone
NASA Chicken Canon
Natasha Leggero: Dad and the Internet
Nate Bargatze: New Device
Nick DiPaolo: Going After the Dad
Nick Kroll: Porno Magazines
Nick Kroll: Solving Facebook Crimes
Nick Swardson: Video Games of the Future
Paul F. Tompkins: Airline Security Drawings
Paul F. Tompkins: Don't Mean to Brag
Paul F. Tompkins: Genetic Pet Engineering
Paul F. Tompkins: I Love Text Messaging
Paul F. Tompkins: Text Message Suggestions
Paul Mercurio: CD Player Sales Pitch
Paul Mercurio: I Have the Bomb
Paul Provenza: Cryonics
Pete Holmes: You're Not Alone
Programmers and Light Bulb
Programming %#$*@#!!
Rejected Science Fair Projects
Rene Hicks: On Dr. Kevorkian
Richard Lewis: Jewish Satellite Dish
Rob Stapleton: Messed Up Credit
Rob Weinstein: Wrong Number
Robert Kelly: 36-Year-Old Video Gamer
Robert Kelly: Video Games With Your Girl
Robot Booty Call... Alphabet
Robot Booty Call... Angel
Robot Booty Call... Astrology
Robot Booty Call... Attraction
Robot Booty Call... Beauty
Robot Booty Call... Beep
Robot Booty Call... Better
Robot Booty Call... Drop
Robot Booty Call... First Sight
Robot Booty Call... Hot
Robot Booty Call... Insides
Robot Booty Call... Lips
Robot Booty Call... Lost
Robot Booty Call... Machinery
Robot Booty Call... Off
Robot Booty Call... Phaser
Robot Booty Call... Real
Robot Booty Call... Roomba
Robot Booty Call... Stealing
Robot Booty Call... Tears
Robot Booty Call... Walks
Roger Rittenhouse: Products for the Elderly
Ron Richards: Car Phone in a Yugo
Rooster and a Telephone Pole
Russ Meneve: Breaking Up by E-Mail
Russ Meneve: Cell Phone Earpiece
Russ Meneve: Same Thought on 9/11
Ryan Belleville: Using the Internet
Ryan Hamilton: Love My Cell Phone
Ryan Hamilton: Online Dating
Scientist Booty Call... DNA
Scientist Booty Call... Fun
Scientist Booty Call... Rate
Scientist Booty Call... Shift
Scientist Booty Call... Trait
Scott Thompson: Cher's "Believe"
Sebastian Maniscalco: Check Your Text
Sebastian Maniscalco: Texting Rules
Sebastian: Dumped by E-Mail
Sex vs. Computers
Shane Mauss: Complicated Subject
Shane Mauss: Magic Mushrooms
Signs of the 21st Century
Signs You Picked the Wrong ISP
Signs You're Logged On to a Redneck's Computer
Signs Your Mate is Having Cyber Sex
Some Character
Spock's Discovery
Sue Kolinsky: No Phone Sex
Systems Engineering Humor
T.J. Miller: Open Source Coding Joke
Tami Vernekoff: Engagement Ring
Tardy Blonde
Tech Glossary
Tech Talk
The Amazing Health Computer
The Clinton X250
The Mathematics of Love
The Programmer and the Princess
The Test
Throwing Clocks
Tim Young: Bad Reception
Todd Barry: Book Lights
Todd Barry: Color TVs in Prison
Todd Barry: Fan E-Mails
Todd Barry: Financial Graph
Todd Barry: Hearing Aid
Todd Barry: Set an Alarm
Tom Ryan: Pay by Phone
Tom Segura: Pay Phone
Tracy Esposito: How Broke I Am
True Software Professional
Upgrade for E.D.
Warren Thomas: Outlawed Clones
Wayne Federman: Instrument Panel Dimmer
What We Learn From the Movies
Why Are There Men?
Why does the TV like the remote?
WINDERS 98
Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke
Writing's Powerful Message
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Beepers
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Booty Confusion
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Color TV
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Modem
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Pay Per View
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Remote Control
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... VCR

Jokes

Why Are There Men?

Why Are There Men?

Technology

10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

A Horoscope For The Workplace

A Joke of Genius

A Little Voice

Abbott & Costello's Cyber-Routine

Adam Newman: Celebrity Look-Alike

Adding Blonde

Amuse-o-tron

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company

Andy Kindler: Calling Information

Antennas

Anthony Jeselnik: Angry Girlfriend

Anthony Jeselnik: Christmas Gifts

Arj Barker: Cryptic Car

Arj Barker: Google's Bad Attitude

Arj Barker: Gotta Get Stuff to Get Online

Arj Barker: More for Less

Arj Barker: New Fax Machine

Arj Barker: Tech Support

Assembly Required

Astronaut Booty Call... Belt

Astronaut Booty Call... Crater

Astronaut Booty Call... Docking

Astronaut Booty Call... Ejection

Astronaut Booty Call... Launch

Astronaut Booty Call... Orbit

Astronaut Booty Call... Rock

Astronaut Booty Call... Rocket

Astronaut Booty Call... Skylab

Astronaut Booty Call... Uranus

Baby Digital Watch

Backwoods High Tech

Bill Gates and General Motors

Bill Gates in Hell

Bill Gates' Honeymoon

Blogger Booty Call... Number

Blogger Booty Call... Offline

Blond with a cell phone

Blonde Hears Voices

Blonde on the Computer

Blonde Phone Sex

Blonde Restroom Attendant

Blonde's Computer Freeze

Blonde's Connection Down

Blondes Blow It

Boris Hamilton: Lasik Surgery

Brian Posehn: Cybersex

Brian Regan: Businessmen and Airport Security

Brian Regan: Microwaving Pop Tarts

Britney Spears vs. Computer

Celebrity Computer Viruses

Charlie Viracola: Cell Phone Minutes

Charlie Viracola: License Plate Number

Check the E-mail Address

Chelsea Handler: Vibrator Batteries

Chris Hardwick: MySpace Page

Chris Hardwick: World of Tomorrow

Chris McGuire: E-Mails From Mom

Chris McGuire: Old Fashioned Perverts

Chris Rich: Techno-Lingerie

Christian Finnegan: Last Website

Christopher Titus: Post-Weiner Politics

Clinton Jackson: Considering Children

Clinton Jackson: Wedding Reception Pictures

Computer + Prostitute

Computer Chat

Computer Diagnosis

Computer Memory

Computer vs. Air Conditioner

Computers: She or He?

Corey Holcomb: Backup Girlfriend

Cory Kahaney: Burned by MapQuest

Dan Cummins: Best Clearance Sale Ever

Dan Cummins: Pop-Ups

Dan Mintz: Pulling the Plug

Dane Cook: In the Year 3000