Do you ever play a video game with your girl? I don't like playing because she just wants to have fun. 'Let's just have fun.' 'No, it's a ninja game. I learned technique. I've played for nine months. People know my name.' You play with your girl, they'll hit one button 87 times because they like the color on the remote -- 'Oh my God, blue! Yay!' -- and win every game.