Honeymooners

One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there.

"I'm on a honeymoon."

"Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?"

"Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection."

"What about oral sex?"

"Gingivitis."

"Anal sex?"

"Diarrhea."

"Pardon my question, but why are you with her?"

"Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."

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