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Sports & Athletes

18-Legged Fly-Catcher
A Fishermen's Tale
A Lesson In Morals
A Little Head
A New Set of Golf Clubs
A Night's Sleep
A Nun and Her Donkey
Al Jackson: Your Jackie Robinson
Alex Thomas: Old School NBA
Andi Smith: On Cheerleaders
Andy Blitz: Boxing Explanation
Anthony Griffith: Baptist With Catholic Friends
Anthony Griffith: George Foreman
Anthony Szpak: Athletes Thanking God
Aries Spears: Michael Jordan Exception
Arj Barker: Second Base on the Date
Bad Boomerang
Ball Talk
Baseball Field
Baseball Humor
Basketball Chicken
Bee Sting
Ben Bailey: Throwing the Football in Fall
Big Jay Oakerson: Karate at the Jewish Community Center
Bill Torres: Prejudice in the NBA
Billiam Coronel: When You Need to Diet
Blind Parachutist
Blind Skydivers
Blonde Feels Golf Balls
Blonde in a Swimming Race
Blondes & Basketball
Bonnie McFarlane: Hunting Dog
Brendon Walsh: Roller Derby
Bret Ernst: Old School Baseball
Brian Regan: Fishing Show Credits
Brian Regan: Sent in First to Mom
Brian Regan: World's Strongest Man Competitions
Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation
Building Big Religious Families
Bumpy Car Ride
Carmen Lynch: Being Tall
Carmen Stockton: Being an Overweight Child
Carol Siskind: Faking Football
Cereal Killer
Chapped Lips
Chicken on the Field
Chris Hardwick: Don't Get Sports
Chris Hardwick: Juggling in High School
Christopher Titus: Participation Trophies
Confucious Say...Baseball
Cricket
D.C. Benny: Bikes on the Train
Damon Wayans: Fans Fighting Athletes
Dan Ahdoot: Cuban Swimmers
Dan Allen: Politically Correct Incident
Dan Rosen: American Sports
Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing
Daniel Tosh: Baseball Players and Steroids
Daniel Tosh: Boxers Don't Cry
Daniel Tosh: Getting Ready
Daniel Tosh: Michael Phelps Embarrassment
Daniel Tosh: Watching Soccer
Daniel Tosh: Winter Olympics
Danny Bevins: I'm No Mountain Climber
Darrell Hammond: Combining Rage and Information
Dave Attell: Why Bungee Jump
Deep in the Fourth Quarter
Demetri Martin: Game, Set, Match
Demetri Martin: Proud Sponsors
Dennis Fowler: Gym Dilemma
Diane Nichols: Gave Up Sports
Diane Nichols: Indianapolis 500
Diving Without Equipment
Doctor's Orders
Dog Balls
Doug Benson: At the Ball Game
Dov Davidoff: Dressing Up Like a Referee
Drew Fraser: Old-Fashioned Roller Skates
Drunk Ice Fishing in Alaska
Drunk Musicians
Dwayne Perkins: Rich Sports Stars
Dwayne Perkins: Sports Heroes
Ed Helms: Watching the New York City Marathon
Eddie Pence: Stopping a Streaker
Eddie Sarfaty: Hellish Family Vacation
English, Irish & Scottish Football
Extra Pair of Pants
Fair Exchange
Fancy Apples
Felipe Esparza: My Dad, the Professional Wrestler
Fish 'n' D**ks
Fisherman's Friend
Fishermen Skills
Fishing Line
Fishing Riddle
Football Fan To The Rescue
Football Team Lighters
Ford Cars vs. Golf Balls
Foul-Mouthed Hockey
Franklyn Ajaye: Women Handle Celibacy Better
Fred Wolf: Trophy Shop
Freddy Lockhart: Love NBA Basketball
George of the Jungle
Girls Playing Hockey
Godfrey: X-Games
Golf Balls and G-Spots
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
Golfing and Skydiving
Golfing in the Woods
Gone Fishin'
Good News, Bad News
Greer Barnes: High School Basketball
Greg Proops: Never Advocate Dope
Gregg Rogell: 10 Jews on a Basketball Court
Gregg Rogell: Jews Are Not Athletic People
Gregg Rogell: New York City Marathon
Gregg Rogell: Runner's High
Gregg Rogell: Spicing Up the New York City Marathon
Grosser Than Gross... Basketball
Harvard Attitude
Hockey Player vs. Magician
How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom
Hugh Fink: Ethnic Sports Names
Hugh Fink: Sports Trivia
Huntin' License
Hurricane and the Coconut Tree
I Hit Two of My Best Balls
Ian Bagg: On Lance Armstrong
Ian Bagg: Visiting Kentucky
Ice Hole
Icy Blonde
Jack Coen: Don't Invite the Olympics
Jags and Bucs
Jake Johannsen: Baseball Games and New York City
Jamie Kennedy: Sports Announcers
Jay Mohr: Dodgeball
Jeff Cesario: Real Fights
Jeff Cesario: Southern Golfers
Jeff Dye: Old People and Sports
Jeff Garcia: Without Black People
Jeff Ross: Bill Gates' Ass
Jeff Ross: Canadian Porno
Jeff Stilson: After-Game Sports Interviews
Jeff Stilson: Weird Olympic Events
Jesus and Moses Play Golf
Jimmy Carr: No Sex Before a Fight
Jimmy Carr: Swimming Is Good for You
Jimmy Learns a New Word
Jo Koy: On Childbirth
Jock Booty Call... Advantage
Jock Booty Call... Bat
Jock Booty Call... Bin
Jock Booty Call... Blast
Jock Booty Call... Box
Jock Booty Call... Bump
Jock Booty Call... Defense
Jock Booty Call... Football
Jock Booty Call... Foul
Jock Booty Call... Goal
Jock Booty Call... Handler
Jock Booty Call... Holding
Jock Booty Call... Hole
Jock Booty Call... Love Bowl
Jock Booty Call... Low Post
Jock Booty Call... Maneuver
Jock Booty Call... Muscle
Jock Booty Call... Open
Jock Booty Call... Pass
Jock Booty Call... Penalty
Jock Booty Call... Positions
Jock Booty Call... Rack
Jock Booty Call... Receiver
Jock Booty Call... Recover
Jock Booty Call... Resin
Jock Booty Call... Shooting
Jock Booty Call... Shot
Jock Booty Call... Slide
Jock Booty Call... Soccer
Jock Booty Call... Split
Jock Booty Call... Sweet
Jock Booty Call... Tackle
Jock Booty Call... Team
Jock Booty Call... Tight End
Jock Booty Call... Tossing
Jock Booty Call... Unnecessary
Jock Booty Call... Walk
Jock Booty Call... Warning
Jock Booty Call... Zone
Jock vs. Nerd
Joey Vega: The Wait to Go Swimming
John Heffron: Not a Golfer
John Henton: Tiger Woods' Ethnicity
John Mulaney: Benchwarmer Humiliation
John Mulaney: Body Is Bad at Sports
John Oliver - Brett Favre's Penis
John Oliver: Muslim in America
John Roy: White Guys in the NBA
Jon Fisch: Fantastic Membership
Jonathan Corbett: New York City Marathon
Kathleen Madigan: Figure Skating
Kathleen Madigan: Marathons
Keep Gabby Reece Away
King Arthur's Dilemma
Kurt Metzger: Tiger Woods Is a Bad Example
Kyle Grooms: Black Family Skiing
Legal Jargon!
Leper Hockey
Lewis Black: Exponentially Worse Halftime
Lewis Black: NFL's Salute to America
Lewis Black: Oral Olympic Sport
Lewis Black: Screaming at Sporting Events
Liverpool Football
Loni Love: WNBA Team Names
Love & Basketball
Lucky MotherDucker
Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
Margaret Smith: Dating a Professional Athlete
Margaret Smith: Scuba Diving in Hawaii
Mark Wheatle: No Compassion on the Court
Married Tennessee Football Player
Marsha Warfield: If Black People Could Swim
Marsha Warfield: On Mike Tyson
Matt Iseman: Death Penalty
Matt Weinhold: Bungee Jumping
Megan Mooney: Olympic Diving
Michigan State Fans
Mike Birbiglia: Brakes on an Orgy
Mike Britt: Sports Announcers
Mike Tyson's Computer
Mike Vecchione: Good Man
Misguided
Mitch Hedberg: Fore!
Mopeds and Fat Ladies
Mr. Macho
NASCAR
National Pastime
NBA Injury
Neal Brennan: Invention of Football
News for Adam and Eve
No Second Chances
Norm MacDonald: Cliff Diving
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
OSU
Patrice O'Neal: World Champs
Penis Enlargement
Perfect Tee Shot
Pete Dominick: Gym Safety
Pete Lee: What I Love More Than Baseball
Picabo Street Philanthropy
Pick-up Line...Squirrels
Pigskin Pro
Pool for DJs
Practice
Pros/Cons of a Threesome
Psyched Up
Q:What do you do to an elephant with three ...
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid Penis
Redneck Dog
Redneck Girl
Redneck Offspring
Redneck Poetry
Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500
Rene Hicks: On John Rocker's Inflammatory Remarks
Richard Lewis: Coaching in Bed
Richard Lewis: Jewish Center League Sports
Robert Hawkins: Hotel Pools
Rocker and NY
Roger Rittenhouse: Bungee Jumping
Roger Rittenhouse: Trying to Like Baseball
Roger Rittenhouse: Watch for Injuries
Rookie Pitcher
Room 88
Rotten Reggie
Royal Wedding
Rules of Bedroom Golf
Russ Meneve: Performance Drugs
Scott Kennedy: 18-Year-Old Baseball Players
Scottish Couple
Second Base to Third Base
Seducing the Grocer
Senior Golf Logic
Sex Ed
Sex Education
Sex Versus Golf
Sexual Hair-assment
Sexual Olympics
Shaky Hands
Sheep Herder On Trial
Shipwreck'd
Shoulda Said
Sister Anne's Reward
Skydiving
Smellin' Wood
Soccer Blonde
Soccer Booty Call... Attacker
Soccer Booty Call... Brazil
Soccer Booty Call... Dribble
Soccer Booty Call... Header
Soccer Booty Call... Kick
Soccer Booty Call... Last
Soccer Booty Call... Mouth
Soccer Booty Call... Passing
Soccer Booty Call... Poke
Soccer Booty Call... Send
Soccer Booty Call... Skills
Soccer Booty Call... Touch
Southern Belle in Paris
Speeding to the Chicago Bear
Sports and Virility
Stanley Cup Suicide
Stanley the Sperm
Steroid Breast Stroke
Steve Rannazzisi: Slow Pitch Softball
Strange Bed Fellows
Stress Defined
Subway Series School
Sue Murphy: Oven Mitts
Sully McCullough: On Dennis Rodman
Sunday Morning Shave
Sunday School Daze
Super Bowl
SuperBowl!
Swimmimg...it's not a sport...
Tammy Pescatelli: On Terrell Owens
Tarzan Meets Jane
Teeth but No Mouth Riddle
Tennis Balls
Texas A&M Nativity Loss
Texas Sphincters
Texas Thug Athletes
That's Not Your Rug
The 69ers
The Amazing Health Computer
The Army Hospital
The Bear Hunter
The Best Kind of Housekeeping
The Cork
The Crabby Cabbie
The Dallas Possums
The Engineer at the Golf Course
The Fence
The Fishing Spot
The Floor Is Your Friend
The Gassy Skeleton
The Golfer
The Golfer and the Buttercups
The Golfer's Confession
The Great Football Stadium in the Sky
The Hunter's Topless Maidens
The Hurt Bird and the S**t
The Key to Heaven
The Lady, the Pickle and the Mailman
The Little Crab
The Lucky Salesman
The Mafia and Women
The Middle Man
The Penis Study
The Perfect Husband
The Power of God Can't Raise Your Load
The Queen
The Rich Man's Daughter
The Russian Pretzel
The Salesman's Scoreboard
The Sklar Brothers: Beer Commercial
The Son-in-Law
The Squirrels
The Tattoo
The Three Basketball Players On The Roof
The Three Chinese Tortures
The Toothbrush Salesman
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
The Truth About Baseball
The Vampire
The Wizard of Oz
There were these two old guys...
Three Dicks
Three Men and a Bed
Three Types of Sex
Three's a Crowd
Tig: Magazine for Runners
Tiger Woods and Princess Di
Tiger's Descended Testicles
Tim Bedore: Playing Softball Over 30
Toilet Humor
Tom Agna: Bullfighting
Tom Shillue: Golf Is Boring Enough
Tommy Sledge: Bike Thief
Tony Brown: Troy Aiken's Contract
Tony Stone: Communicating With Men
Too Much Wrestling
Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities
Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex
Top Ten Caddy Comments
Trash talking
Traveling Salesman
Tree Menace
Trial Run
Turbo-Charged Fashion
Two fraternity brothers...
Two Gay Men and a Shower
Two Guns Gonzales
Two Guys on a Golf Course
Two Prisoners, Two Choices
Two Ribbons
Ty Barnett: On Fights at Basketball Games
Tyson Movie Deal
Tyson's Manners
Unbearable Lightness of Being
Uncle Ted's Special Skill
Unfaithful Wives
UVA vs. VT Football
Veronica Mosey: Online Dating in New York City
Viagra Slogans
Vic Henley: Radio Call-In for NASCAR Fans
Vic Henley: Soccer Heckling
W
W.I.F.E.
Wacked-Out Restaurant
Walking on Water
Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan
Wanda Sykes: Keeping Tiger Woods Black
Wanda Sykes: Kid Safety
Wanda Sykes: Tiger Woods
Warren Thomas: On Mike Tyson
Water Skiing
Waterskiing with Blondie
Wayne Federman: Athlete's Foot
Wayne Federman: Last Person Picked
Wayne Federman: New York Marathon
Wayne Federman: Off-Season in Baseball
Wee Jimmy's Poker
Wendy Liebman: Running When Necessary
West Virginia Deer
Whale Pleasures
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
What Men Want
What Would Tiger Do?
What's OJ Got?
When You Pull That Out
Who Knocked Up My Bear?
Women and Bowling
Women and Pool Tables
Words of Wisdom
Yankee Fans' Commute
Yankees -vs- Red Sox
Yeah, That Would Happen
Yes, Mr. Bear
Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'
Yo' Mama Is Like... Heavyweight Boxer
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bungee
Yo' Mama Is So Short... Racquetball
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Clippers Game
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ladder
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Quarterback
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Spitball
Yo' Mama vs. NY Jets
Yogi Berra Quotes
You Bet Your (Sex) Life
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Jokes

Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Quarterback

Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Quarterback

Sports & Athletes

18-Legged Fly-Catcher

A Fishermen's Tale

A Lesson In Morals

A Little Head

A New Set of Golf Clubs

A Night's Sleep

A Nun and Her Donkey

Al Jackson: Your Jackie Robinson

Alex Thomas: Old School NBA

Andi Smith: On Cheerleaders

Andy Blitz: Boxing Explanation

Anthony Griffith: Baptist With Catholic Friends

Anthony Griffith: George Foreman

Anthony Szpak: Athletes Thanking God

Aries Spears: Michael Jordan Exception

Arj Barker: Second Base on the Date

Bad Boomerang

Ball Talk

Baseball Field

Baseball Humor

Basketball Chicken

Bee Sting

Ben Bailey: Throwing the Football in Fall

Big Jay Oakerson: Karate at the Jewish Community Center

Bill Torres: Prejudice in the NBA

Billiam Coronel: When You Need to Diet

Blind Parachutist

Blind Skydivers

Blonde Feels Golf Balls

Blonde in a Swimming Race

Blondes & Basketball

Bonnie McFarlane: Hunting Dog

Brendon Walsh: Roller Derby

Bret Ernst: Old School Baseball

Brian Regan: Fishing Show Credits

Brian Regan: Sent in First to Mom

Brian Regan: World's Strongest Man Competitions

Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation

Building Big Religious Families

Bumpy Car Ride

Carmen Lynch: Being Tall

Carmen Stockton: Being an Overweight Child

Carol Siskind: Faking Football

Cereal Killer

Chapped Lips

Chicken on the Field

Chris Hardwick: Don't Get Sports

Chris Hardwick: Juggling in High School

Christopher Titus: Participation Trophies

Confucious Say...Baseball

Cricket

D.C. Benny: Bikes on the Train

Damon Wayans: Fans Fighting Athletes

Dan Ahdoot: Cuban Swimmers

Dan Allen: Politically Correct Incident

Dan Rosen: American Sports

Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing

Daniel Tosh: Baseball Players and Steroids

Daniel Tosh: Boxers Don't Cry

Daniel Tosh: Getting Ready

Daniel Tosh: Michael Phelps Embarrassment

Daniel Tosh: Watching Soccer

Daniel Tosh: Winter Olympics

Danny Bevins: I'm No Mountain Climber

Darrell Hammond: Combining Rage and Information

Dave Attell: Why Bungee Jump

Deep in the Fourth Quarter

Demetri Martin: Game, Set, Match

Demetri Martin: Proud Sponsors

Dennis Fowler: Gym Dilemma

Diane Nichols: Gave Up Sports

Diane Nichols: Indianapolis 500

Diving Without Equipment

Doctor's Orders

Dog Balls

Doug Benson: At the Ball Game