The Wizard of Oz

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains.

''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.)

''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage.

Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard.

Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''

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