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Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education

Sad to say -- eight years of nuns, four years of priests, 12 years of therapy -- here I am.

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School

69er's Get Sacked
A Lesson in Government
A Special Night in Iowa
Al Jackson: Being a Teacher During Black History Month
Alfred Robles: How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With
Alfred Robles: President's Day
Amsterdam Semester Abroad
Amy Schumer: Facebook Is Weird
Anthony Szpak: Athletes Thanking God
Anthony Szpak: Sorority Girls
Aries Spears: Secret Frat Drink
Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major
Aron Kader: Drop Out
B.J. Novak: Learned Nothing in College
Babe Watch
Bad Girls vs Good Girls
Becky Pedigo: Good American Citizen
Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip
Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too
Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence
Bill Torres: Latino SAT Scores
Blake Clark: Insulting Americans
Blake Clark: Stupidity Everywhere
Blonde Alumna
Blonde Puzzle
Blonde's Best 10 Years
Blonde's Challenge
Blonde's Finals
Blondes Blow It
Bonnie McFarlane: Foreign Language
Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover: Dangerous School
Breast Milk Mustache
Brian Kiley: French Club
Brian Kiley: Idiot Teacher
Brian Kiley: Niece at West Point
Brian Kiley: Not Very Tough
Brian Kiley: Psych Paper
Brian Kiley: Teacher Crush
Brian Regan: Unilingual
Bryan Tucker: Freak Show
Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation
Bush Gets Testy
California
Carmen Lynch: Scoliosis Test
Cereal Killer
Chad Daniels: The 12 Apostrophes
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Children's Books That Didn't Make It
Chris Hardwick: Priest Teacher
Christian Drugs
Christian Finnegan: Not an Idiot
Christian Finnegan: Trivial Pursuit
Christopher Titus: Education Rankings
Clinton Jackson: Mind Elsewhere
College Dorm Rules
College Grads
College Pride
College Roast
Come On, Ride the Train
Concise Creative Writing
Corey Holcomb: Special Ed
Corpsalicious!
Count Chock Full of Nuts
Counting Condoms
Craig Anton: Second Language Course
D.A.M.
Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish
Dan Mintz: Science Project With Dad
Daniel Tosh: Bad Test Taker
Daniel Tosh: Commencement Address
David Feldman: Education in Los Angeles
David Feldman: Prostitute Money vs. Teacher Salaries
Demetri Martin: Strange Beast in College
Deon Cole: Family Feud
Desert Exile
Did you here about the cross-eyed ...
Dina Pearlman: Meeting Men
DL Hughley: Slow Child
Dom Irrera: Honest Fourth Grade Teacher
Donald Glover: New York University
Donald Glover: Seen the Face of God
Donny's Homework
Doug Williams: Just Finished College
Drinking Game: Big Lebowski
Drivers Education Exam Answers
Dwayne Perkins: Mathematical Asymptotes
Eddie Gossling: Old Encyclopedias
Eddie Gossling: The Importance of Math
Eddie Ifft: Moving After College
Einsteinium
Encyclopedias for Sale
Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School
Eugene Mirman: Definition of Marriage
Eugene Mirman: In Special Education
Eugene Mirman: Kids Say the Darnedest Things
Eugene Mirman: Pineapple Dog House Red
Final Exam Failure
First Day of School
Fishsticks are for Lovahs
Fratboy
Freddy Soto: Young Parents
Geometry Humor
George Willborn: Caught Up in Trouble
Gerald Kelly: Picking Up Your Child From School
Godfrey: The DeVry Institute
Goverment Wrestling Federation
Grade-School Joke
Grand Theft Auto
Greer Barnes: High School Basketball
Greg Fitzsimmons: Love at 18
Greg Giraldo: Dodgeball Skills
Greg Giraldo: High Self-Esteem
Greg Giraldo: More Money for Schools and Kids
Hannibal Buress: Comma Instead of Semicolon
Happy Baby
Happy Butt
Hard Word for a Blonde
Harland Williams: America's Education Problem
Harvard Attitude
Harvard Graduate
Harvard Lightbulb
Harvard vs. Virgins
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
Higher Learning
Highschool Sweethearts
Hold the Mayo
Homework
Iliza Shlesinger: Social Rules
Jackie Kashian: Dungeons & Dragons Master Name
James Johann: Held Back a Year
Jamie Kennedy: Bad College
Jane Edith Wilson: At the Library
Jane's Dirty Mind
Jeff Dunham: Teaching English in Alabama
Jeff Stilson: Linguistics
Jim David: Capital Punishment
Jim Gaffigan: Gym Teacher Aspirations
Jimmy Dore: Catholic School
Jimmy Dore: Finishing College First
Jimmy Dore: Pledging a Fraternity
Jimmy Learns a New Word
Jock vs. Nerd
John Caparulo: No Reading
John Fox: Changing the Light Bulb
John Heffron: Treat Strippers Well
John Hoogasian: Can't Read or Write
John McDowell: Correspondence School
John McDowell: Out of It
John McDowell: The Importance of Vocabulary
John Mendoza: Good to Be Stupid
John Mendoza: Using Dumbbells
John Mulaney: Terrible at Math
John Oliver - Brett Favre's Penis
John Oliver: Stick to What You're Good At
Johnny Sanchez: Chemistry Class
Johnny Steele: Class Clown
Jon Dore: Smoking in High School
Jon Fisch: No Reading
Juston McKinney: Picture Day at School
Ken Jeong: Med School Interview
Kevin Bozeman: Credit Cards
Kevin Bozeman: Student Loan Collections
Kevin Meaney: Practice for the Bomb
Kevin Nealon: Education System
Kristian Vallee: Disgruntled Student
Kristian Vallee: Extra Credit
Kristian Vallee: Getting Out of School
Kumail Nanjiani: Hogwarts Curriculum
Kumail Nanjiani: Stupid People
Kurt Metzger: Penis Academy
Kyle Grooms: Smart in Glasses
Larry the Cable Guy: Left Back in 5th Grade
Late for School
Laura House: High School Yearbook
Laura House: Strict Mom
Law School for Nuns
Legend of the Maidens
Lesson Learned
Lewis Black: Hanukkah Gifts
Lewis Black: Vice President Misspells Potato
Lewis Dix: National Debt
Lewis Dix: Weed the Bad Men Out
Lisa Landry: Gym Class Is Wrong
Lisa Landry: Physical Education
Little Johnny and the ABC's
Little Johnny's Subsitute Teacher
Little Johnny... Big Word
Little Johnny... Definite Definition
Little Johnny... Fascinate
Little Johnny... Geometry
Little Johnny... Make a Sentence
Little Johnny... Name That Animal
Little Johnny... Stand Up
Little Johnny... The Way You Think
Lizz Winstead: No reading in Los Angeles
Lizz Winstead: Paying for Iraqi Infrastructure
Loni Love: George W. Bush Is Smart
Losin' It
Louis C.K.: Crazy Is Better Than Stupid
Manchester United Fans and Light Bulbs
Marc Maron: Creationist Argument
Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush
Mark Curry: Super-Educated for Police
Married Tennessee Football Player
Math Book Talk
Math Sucks
Matt Bearden: When a Supermodel Tries to Talk
Melanie Reno: Bill Clinton's Presidency
Melanie Reno: More Money in College
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Mermaid Wishes
Michael Che: Camera Phones
Michael Kosta: Judgmental Mom
Michael Palascak: English Major
Michael Somerville: Treating Your Job Like College
Mick Betancourt: College Parties
Mike Birbiglia: Crying Over a Book
Mike Birbiglia: Illiterate People
Mike Birbiglia: Kenny's Comedy Act
Mike Dugan: Philosophy Jokes in Alabama
Mike Vecchione: Don't Mix
Mo Mandel: Bought But Never Used
Moms and Their Snooping
More Children's Books That Didn't Make It
More Signs That You're Out of College
Mouse Hole
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Myq Kaplan: All About Women
Myq Kaplan: College Dorm
Myq Kaplan: Not Encouraged to Be Smart
Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds
News for Adam and Eve
Nick Swardson: First High School Reunion
Nick Vatterott: That's a Steal
Nore Davis: Biggest Scam
Nore Davis: College Degree
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...
Orgasm-isms
OSU
Paul Dillery: Time for School
Paul F. Tompkins: Migrant Farm-Worker Fantasy Camp
Paul Kozlowski: Catholics Clapping
Paul Provenza: Chair in the Dictionary
Paul Provenza: Masturbation Class
Pleasure vs. Disgrace
Pre-Med Upstart
Professor of Dirty Jokes
Professor of Logic
Pros/Cons of a Threesome
Protons
Psychology Class
Psychology Co-Ed
Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Randy Credico: Reagan Library
Redneck College Grad
Reid Harrison: Zen Buddhism Class
Rejected Science Fair Projects
Rejection Education
Relieving Stress in Class
Rich Vos: Dumbest People in the World
Rich Vos: Help With Homework
Richard Lewis: Clouds
Rickey Smiley: As Hard As
Room 88
Rotten Reggie
Ryan Stout: Math Scores
Ryan Stout: Smart Japanese
Sabrina Matthews: SAT Words
Sabrina Matthews: Schooling Alanis Morissette
Santa's Erection
Scary Stages of College
Sex Contract
Sex Ed
Sex Education
Sexually Exhausted Jock
Sheng Wang: Crazy Crab'z
Shree Hill
Signs you are a loser
Signs You Have a Hangover
Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous
Signs You're No Longer in College...
Signs you're watching too much TV
Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
Smart Fish
Sorority and Circus
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Southern Psychology
Special High Intensity Teaching
Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education
Stoopit Pickup Lines
Student takes off his pants
Summer School for Slackers
Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells
Susan Norfleet: Stopped Wearing Makeup
T. Sean Shannon: Drink Every Night
Take a Seat
Taxi Fare
Teacher's Pet
Teachers and Light Bulbs
Ted Alexandro: Art Teachers
Texan Poetry
The Mathematics of Love
The Mystery of Childbirth
The Russian Pretzel
Three Types of Sex
Tig: Drop Out Warning
Tig: Finished School Early
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Todd Barry: First Year of Teaching
Todd Barry: Substitute Teacher
Todd Barry: Summer School
Tom Cotter: Call It What It Is
Tom Cotter: College Years
Tom Cotter: Going to Columbia
Tom Kenny: Best Part of the Miss Teen USA Pageant
Tom Kenny: Miss Teen USA Interview Question
Tom Parks: $40,000 Worth of Education
Tom Parks: Taking Spanish
Tom Rhodes: Always the Negative Picture of Drugs
Tommy Davidson: After School Fight
Tommy Johnagin: The Hardest Thing at Community College
Tony Camin: Kindergarten Rules
Too Smart
Top 10 Camps Not to Send Your Kid To
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
Trash talking
Trix are for Kids
Two fraternity brothers...
Two retired professors were vacationing
Two Southern Ladies
U. Michigan/Ohio State
Vickie Shaw: Is Your Mom Gay?
W
W.I.F.E.
Warren Thomas: On Mike Tyson
Wayne Federman: Clean and Sober at a Pink Floyd Concert
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
Well Endowed and On the Prowl
Wendy Liebman: Brother at NYU
West Virginia Ghosts
What did the blonde say after ...
Who Knocked Up My Bear?
William Wilson: Graduate Church
Worst Comments to Get on Your Finals
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Boyz II Men
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cheap Thoughts
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Free Press
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Homework
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... PMS
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Quarterback
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ruler
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Useless
You Know You're Out Of College When...

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Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education

Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education

School

69er's Get Sacked

A Lesson in Government

A Special Night in Iowa

Al Jackson: Being a Teacher During Black History Month

Alfred Robles: How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With

Alfred Robles: President's Day

Amsterdam Semester Abroad

Amy Schumer: Facebook Is Weird

Anthony Szpak: Athletes Thanking God

Anthony Szpak: Sorority Girls

Aries Spears: Secret Frat Drink

Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major

Aron Kader: Drop Out

B.J. Novak: Learned Nothing in College

Babe Watch

Bad Girls vs Good Girls

Becky Pedigo: Good American Citizen

Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip

Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too

Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence

Bill Torres: Latino SAT Scores

Blake Clark: Insulting Americans

Blake Clark: Stupidity Everywhere

Blonde Alumna

Blonde Puzzle

Blonde's Best 10 Years

Blonde's Challenge

Blonde's Finals

Blondes Blow It

Bonnie McFarlane: Foreign Language

Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover: Dangerous School

Breast Milk Mustache

Brian Kiley: French Club

Brian Kiley: Idiot Teacher

Brian Kiley: Niece at West Point

Brian Kiley: Not Very Tough

Brian Kiley: Psych Paper

Brian Kiley: Teacher Crush

Brian Regan: Unilingual

Bryan Tucker: Freak Show

Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation

Bush Gets Testy

California

Carmen Lynch: Scoliosis Test

Cereal Killer

Chad Daniels: The 12 Apostrophes

Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry

Children's Books That Didn't Make It

Chris Hardwick: Priest Teacher

Christian Drugs

Christian Finnegan: Not an Idiot

Christian Finnegan: Trivial Pursuit

Christopher Titus: Education Rankings

Clinton Jackson: Mind Elsewhere

College Dorm Rules

College Grads

College Pride

College Roast

Come On, Ride the Train

Concise Creative Writing

Corey Holcomb: Special Ed

Corpsalicious!

Count Chock Full of Nuts

Counting Condoms

Craig Anton: Second Language Course

D.A.M.

Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish

Dan Mintz: Science Project With Dad

Daniel Tosh: Bad Test Taker

Daniel Tosh: Commencement Address

David Feldman: Education in Los Angeles

David Feldman: Prostitute Money vs. Teacher Salaries

Demetri Martin: Strange Beast in College

Deon Cole: Family Feud

Desert Exile

Did you here about the cross-eyed ...