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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?
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Jordan Carlos: Thug Put-Down
Jordan Rubin: The Gayest Thing in the World
Josh Sneed: Little Hip Hop Cousin
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Judy Gold: Masculine Look
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Judy Gold: My Mother's Autobiography
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Juston McKinney: Stay Off My Wall
Kansas Wizard
Kathleen Madigan: Missing Relatives
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Keira Knightley Doesn't Exist
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Keith Robinson: Embarrassed on a First Date
Keith Robinson: Friends on "COPS"
Kevin Meaney: Raccoon Coat
Kevin Seccia: Goth Girls
Kirk Fox: Organ Donation
Knock knock... Britney Spears
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Kumail Nanjiani: If My Life Was a Horror Movie
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Laffin' Smurfs
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Larry the Cable Guy: Tina Turner Concert
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Lawyers vs. Vampires
Lead Guitarists and Light Bulbs
Legless Charlie Brown
Lego my Legolas
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Lewis Black: Super Bowl Commercials
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Lisa Lampanelli: Sexual History
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Little Green Balls
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood Stunned by the Wolf
Little Red's Granny
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Lizz Winstead: Bottled Water
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Loni Love: 80s Fashion
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Loni Love: Slimming in Black
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Loni Love: Watching Oprah With a Man
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
Lowell Sanders: Dating a Younger Girl
Luke Skywalker's Entry
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Madonna & a Convertible
Major Crackage
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Marc Maron: George W. Bush Is the Right President
Marc Maron: Jesus' Popularity
Marc Maron: Renting Porn
Marc Maron: Retro-Bohemian Coffee Shops
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Margaret Smith: Higher Underwear
Margaret Smith: New Underwear
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Mario Cantone: Cargo Pants
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Mark Cohen: The Traveling Wilburys
Mark Curry: Fun at Fashion Shows
Mark Curry: Mad Models
Mark Curry: On the Titanic
Mark Pitta: On Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic"
Mark Pitta: Sean Penn's Face
Mark Roberts: Girlfriend With a Tattoo
Mark Wheatle: Heavy D in Concert
Maronzio Vance: Aliens in Detroit
Maronzio Vance: Presidency Is Like a Car
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Marsha Warfield: If It Wasn't for White People
Matt Bearden: When a Supermodel Tries to Talk
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Matt Iseman: 32 Weddings
Matt Iseman: Last Man Standing
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Melanie Reno: Bill Clinton's Presidency
Men & Lava Lamps
Michael Estime: Heavy Metal Gospel
Michael Jr.: Belly Shirts
Michelle Biloon: Sexual Orientation Svengali
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Mickey & Donald in a Foxhole
Mike B.: Alien Sightings
Mike Birbiglia: Arbitrarily Aggressive Rap
Mike Birbiglia: Bush in D.C.
Mike Birbiglia: Bush's Stance on Troop Support
Mike Birbiglia: Christian Rock
Mike Birbiglia: E at the Club
Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush and Your Dad
Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush Seems Fun
Mike Birbiglia: Is the Party Over Here?
Mike Birbiglia: Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia: New Is Not Real
Mike Birbiglia: The Guitar Guy Song
Mike DeStefano: The Ex-Girlfriend and Mike
Mike Dugan: Blaming Music
Mike Dugan: Dick Clark at the Psychic's
Mike MacDonald: Either Funny or Not
Mike MacDonald: Jesus Stamp
Mike MacDonald: Rock Star Influence
Mike MacDonald: Suing Ozzy Osbourne
Mike Ricca: Portraying Italians
Mike Robles: Let Me Hear the White People
Mike Royce: Mixed Radio Stations
Mike Sweeney: Music on Answering Machines
Mike Sweeney: New Kids on the Block Lip-Sync
Mike Tyson's Computer
Mimes
Miss Piggy's Addition
Mistaken Identity
Mitch Fatel: Loving Lingerie
Mitch Fatel: Thongs
Mitch Hedberg: Death Metal Band
Mitch Hedberg: Neighbor's Knock
Mitch Hedberg: OK, You're a Stand-Up Comedian
Mitch Hedberg: Rewrites
Mitch Hedberg: Stage Diving
Mitch Hedberg: Turtleneck
Mo Mandel: Didn't Fight Back
Mo Mandel: Mariachi Music
Moby Dick
More Signs That You're Out of College
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Murder Mystery Porn
Myq Kaplan: Ancient Greek Times
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Myq Kaplan: Final Destination Recap
Myq Kaplan: New Game Show
Myq Kaplan: Religious Fiction
Myq Kaplan: Snakes on a Plane Spoiler
Myq Kaplan: Stand-Up Show
Myq Kaplan: Thor vs. Superman
Myq Kaplan: Wearing Crosses
Natasha Leggero - Self-Effacing Rappers
Natasha Leggero - White Rich Person Rap
Natasha Leggero: Dad and the Internet
Natasha Leggero: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Natasha Leggero: Reality Show Idea
Natasha Leggero: Reality Show Judge
Natasha Leggero: Staying in Chinatown
Natasha Leggero: The Kardashians
Nate Bargatze: Comedy for the Troops
Neal Brennan: Barack Obama Rebound Boyfriend
New Version of Playboy
Nick DiPaolo: Easy Fit Jeans
Nick DiPaolo: From the Roast
Nick DiPaolo: How Italians Are Portrayed
Nick DiPaolo: On Denzel Washington
Nick Griffin: Celebrity Lives
Nick Griffin: Models and Supermodels
Nick Griffin: My Roommate's Wish List
Nick Swardson: Closed Casket
Nick Swardson: Motley Crue - Behind the Music
Nick Swardson: Planet Hollywood in Minnesota
Nick Swardson: Vanna White
Nick Swardson: Video Games of the Future
Norm MacDonald: "The Dating Game"
Norm MacDonald: Cartoon Violence
Norm MacDonald: Lie for No Reason
Norm MacDonald: Trying to Re-Dream
Nude Beach
Only One Yogi Bear
Oprah and Airport Security
Otis Lee Crenshaw: How Poor?
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Musical Genius
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Real Country Music
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Sexy Venue
Parachutes for two
Patrick Borelli: Why People Think You're Gay
Patton Oswalt: Makeover Shows
Patton Oswalt: Not Medical Science Education
Patton Oswalt: Shocking Medical Videos
Paul Dillery: Hollywood Producer in the Crowd
Paul F. Tompkins: Don't Like Jazz
Paul F. Tompkins: Gag Peanut Brittle
Paul F. Tompkins: How Rich I Am
Paul F. Tompkins: Letter to the Editor
Paul F. Tompkins: Name in Print
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Paul Mercurio: Bargain Basement Store Petition
Paul Mercurio: Bargain Basement Store Security
Paul Mooney: Black Characters on "Star Trek"
Paul Mooney: On Wesley Snipes
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Paul Provenza: Church Is Theater
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Piercing a Pirate
Pinocchio's Wood
Pokemon for Adults
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy
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Redneck Booty Call... Springer
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Reggie McFadden: Movie Rental Strategy
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Rene Hicks: Dog Eat Dog
Rene Hicks: Lending a Crackhead $20
Replacing Vanna
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Retta: Love Classical Music
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Safe Sex
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Sauron the Moron
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Scott Thompson: Cher's "Believe"
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Seven Words
Sex Ed
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Sheep and Kangaroo
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Sherry Davey: On Ozzy Osbourne
Sheryl Underwood: Loving "The Price Is Right"
Sheryl Underwood: Two White Men Black People Love
Signs That You're a Redneck Jedi
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