Wayne Federman: Book of Questions

So, I get 'The Book of Questions,' and I think it's a trivia book... I open it up: 'Would you give up the use of your limbs and the ability to urinate so the people of Chad could eat for a year?' Who gave me this? What is this? So then, I look in the back for answers, and guess what? There are no answers. This is a book of unanswerable questions. Give me the 'Book of Answers,' that's something I could use: the chicken came first; the glass is half empty; of course it makes noise, it's a f**king tree.

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