Ben Bailey: Just the Right Size

People say that one a lot: 'You're a lot bigger than you look on TV.' They say it so often that I am considering hiring a dwarf, whom I will dress up to look exactly like myself, make him walk a little bit ahead of me at all times. People will run up to him and go, 'You're the Cash Cab guy!' And he'll be like, "I know!' And then they will be like, 'You are exactly the same size as you are on television.'

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