Maronzio Vance: Aliens in Detroit

Let me tell you how bad Detroit looks. If I was running the country and we were under alien attack, I would automatically say, 'Let's dub Detroit, Earth.' That way when aliens land here they will go to Detroit and be like, 'Oh, they already took this place over. Let's get out of here. We'll leave them some money or something because they're struggling.'

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