Darrell Hammond: No Brooklyn Ghosts

They haven't written ghost stories from Brooklyn. I think I can understand. Ghosts are sort of getting together and saying, 'This is just not worth it.' I get that, too. It'd probably be tough to haunt a guy who's looking at you like, 'Yeah, you the one going, "Woo woo woo," up and down the hall? Are you the one going, "Woo woo woo"? Shut that sh*t up. You understand? My wife and I are trying to sleep, Casper. Another, "Woo woo woo," I'm gonna suck your ass into my vacuum cleaner.'

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