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Pop Culture & Celebrity

80s Booty Call... A-Team
80s Booty Call... Betamax
80s Booty Call... Call
80s Booty Call... Casio
80s Booty Call... Commodore 64
80s Booty Call... DeLorean
80s Booty Call... Digital Watch
80s Booty Call... Gary Coleman
80s Booty Call... Hair
80s Booty Call... Indiana Jones
80s Booty Call... K.I.T.
80s Booty Call... Kirk Cameron
80s Booty Call... Mr. T
80s Booty Call... Puzzle
80s Booty Call... Smurf
80s Booty Call... Wake Up
90s Booty Call... Flannel
90s Booty Call... Mosh Pit
A Disney Break-Up
A.J. Jamal: Jeopardy!
A.J. Jamal: Tarzan
Al Jackson: Diversity in New York
Al Lubel: Off-Beat Good-Looking
Al Madrigal: Talking Back
Alex Ortiz: White Folks on TV
Alex Thomas: Old School NBA
Alexander & Kermit
Alien Booty Call... Phone Home
Allen Edge: James Brown
Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory
Amy Schumer: Deadliest Catch
Amy Schumer: Facebook Is Weird
Amy Schumer: Two Reality Shows
An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
Andy Borowitz: Movie Titles on Your Bill
Andy Kindler: George W. Bush Talks Tough
Andy Kindler: Nice Shirt
Andy Kindler: On "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
Andy Kindler: Tropical Depression
Anthony Griffith: George Foreman
Anthony Griffith: Scare Kids Off Drugs
Anthony Szpak: James Van Der Beek
Arceneux & Mitchell: On Michael Jackson
Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain
Aries Spears: Not a Millionaire
Arj Barker: Cop Land
Arj Barker: Irish Soap Tradition
Arj Barker: Military Secrets
Arj Barker: Overwhelmed at the Shoe Store
Arj Barker: Tech Support
Arj Barker: Troubling Shoe Museum
Arj Barker: Walking Shoes
Aziz Ansari: Glad You Like the Show
Aziz Ansari: Rap Producer Boast
Barbie & Friends
Barbie & Paris
Baron Vaughn: Mainstream Hip Hop
Barry Lank: Do Something You Enjoy
Bass Player
Batman & Robin
Baywatch
Beethoven's Chicken
Ben Bailey: Cash Cab
Ben Bailey: Interview Rule
Ben Bailey: Just the Right Size
Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too
Bill Clinton's DNA
Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Bill Dwyer: Petting Zoo
Bill Hicks: Cross Jewelry
Bill Hicks: Geraldo's Hands-On Journalism
Bill Santiago: Bush's Edge in Miami
Bill Santiago: Camouflage Thong
Bill Santiago: Dancing Salsa
Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence
Bill Santiago: J-Lo's Spanish
Bill Santiago: Thank You, Ricky Martin
Blonde Radio
Blonde vs. Ratings System
Blonde's Favorite Group
Bob Marley: Nacho Type
Bob Nickman: L.A. Series
Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity
Bob Oschack: On Renting Porn
Bob Oschack: Recognize
Bob Oschack: Teen Pop Stars
Bobby Slayton: Color Issues
Bobby Slayton: On Cartoon Violence
Bobcat Goldthwait: Career Trajectory
Bobcat Goldthwait: Rolling Stones Concert
Bobcat Goldthwait: Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct"
Bonnie McFarlane: Nervous Binge Drinking
Bonnie McFarlane: Public Politics
Bonnie McFarlane: Showbiz Name
Boris Hamilton: Once Is Enough
Brendon Walsh: Medical Marijuana Card
Brendon Walsh: Roller Derby
Brett Butler: Not a Lesbian
Brian Posehn: Brand Name Shoes
Brian Posehn: Masturbation Fantasy
Brian Posehn: Scantily-Dressed Women
Brian Regan: Fishing Show Credits
Brian Regan: Interviewing Evel Knievel
Brian Regan: World's Strongest Man Competitions
Britney Spears vs. Computer
Bruce Baum: C-Span and HSN
Bruce Baum: White People Invented Rap
Bryan Callen: 1970s Running Shorts
Bryan Gutmann: Hipsters in New York
Bush & Bill
Butt Reduction
Capone: White People Dance
Captain Hook's Death
Carlos Mencia: Honest With Who You Are
Carlos Mencia: On "The Passion of the Christ"
Carmen Stockton: Married a Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Carol Leifer: Celebrity Name Change
Carol Leifer: Lingerie Rip-Off
Carol Leifer: Near Death Experiences
Carol Siskind: Pajamas
Carol Siskind: What Is Victoria's Secret
Carol Siskind: Why Men Are Nicer Than Women
Celebrity Computer Viruses
Charles Van Deventer: My Dog, Bill Clinton
Charlie Grandy: Hepatitis C
Charlie Murphy: The Dog Whisperer Technique
Charlie Murphy: Very Special Spirit
Charlie Viracola: Facial Piercings
Charlie Viracola: George W. Bush's Evildoers
Chelsea Handler: On Maddox Jolie-Pitt
Chelsea Handler: On Robert Downey Jr.
Chelsea Handler: Threesomes
Chelsea Peretti: Dating White Rappers
Chelsea Peretti: I Heart Nerds
Chip Pope: Stadium Seating
Chris Rich: Techno-Lingerie
Christopher Titus: Poker TV
Christopher Titus: Truths From Dad
Chuck Booms: Diversity News
Chuck Roy: Big N' Tall Store
Chuck Roy: Pants Size
Cinderella's Camera
Cindy Eaton: Celebrity Candy Bar
Classic Booty Call... A Becoming Shirt
Classic Booty Call... Flintstone
Clinton Jackson: Carnival Games
Clinton Jackson: Clint Black
Clinton Jackson: Considering Children
Clinton Jackson: Penny Slots
Clinton, Bush & Washington
Cory Kahaney: Lawyer Husband Rip-Off
Country Music Backwards
Craig Anton: Different Kind of Comic
Craig Anton: Eric Estrada Sighting
Craig Baldo: Numerical Rock Block
Craig Shoemaker: Antonio Banderas
Craig Shoemaker: As Hard As...
Craig Shoemaker: What's Attractive in Men
Cubist Poo
Damon Wayans: Celebrity Adoptions
Damon Wayans: Celebrity Recluse
Damon Wayans: Don't Go Back to the 'Hood
Damon Wayans: Michael Jackson's Trial
Dan Boulger: Bush and Hitler
Dan Boulger: Lots of Complete Accidents
Dan Devido: Joe Franklin Sandwich
Dan Levy: Doing It All in L.A.
Dan Mintz: Really Nice Guitar
Dan Rosen: America Sends Food
Dan Rosen: No Japanese Armed Forces
Dana Eagle: Transvestite's Handbag
Dana Gould: Alien Abductions
Dana Gould: Dating a Goth Chick
Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter
Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing
Dana Gould: Reality Shows
Dana Gould: The Beatles
Dangerous Toys
Daniel Kilpatrick: Pimp My Ride
Daniel Kilpatrick: Rap Name
Daniel Tosh: Beckham and Pitt Love
Daniel Tosh: Can't Stand "Cribs"
Daniel Tosh: Girlfriend's Mistake
Daniel Tosh: Millionaire Game Show
Daniel Tosh: National Anthem
Daniel Tosh: Never Go on "Trading Spaces"
Daniel Tosh: Not Music Television
Daniel Tosh: Snuggie Gift
Darrell Hammond: Bill Clinton vs. James Bond
Darrell Hammond: No Brooklyn Ghosts
Darrell Hammond: What Clinton Could Get Away With
Darren Carter: Before Eminem
Darren Carter: Missing Bill Clinton
Darryl Lenox: President Bush on Hurricane Katrina
Darryl Lenox: President Bush on the Iraq War
Dave Attell: Against Porno
Dave Attell: Michael Bolton
Dave Attell: Never Get Girls in the Movies
Dave Attell: Trapped in an Elevator
Dave Chappelle: White Friends Shocked at the Movies
Dave Nystrom: When Your Daughter Grows Up
David Crowe: Easiest Job on the Planet
David Feldman: Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal
David Feldman: Six Hours of Television
Dean Edwards: To Be Michael Jackson
Debbie Shea: Thong Panty Liners
Demetri Martin: Clothes Decide Behavior
Demetri Martin: Cool Leather
Demetri Martin: Keep a Lighter Handy
Denis Leary: $2 Million Bra
Denis Leary: Jackson 5 Clothing
Denis Leary: Michael Caine Admit
Denis Leary: Older Generation of Fun
Dennis Fowler: On "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
Dennis Fowler: Rosie O'Donnell News
Deon Cole: 3D
Deon Cole: Bad Fashion
Deon Cole: Lazy With Laundry
Deon Cole: Michael Jackson
Diane Nichols: Girls Shaving Their Heads
Dillon Garcia: Clothes That Fit
Dirty Tigger
Disco's Dead
Divorced Barbie
DL Hughley: Gay Flute
DL Hughley: Take Off Your Shoes
Doing the Screw
Don't Say It
Donald Glover: Black Nerd
Donald Glover: New York University
Donald Glover: Urkel Was Retarded
Doug Benson: Cop Buddy Screenplay
Doug Benson: Hip Hop Sound Effects
Doug Benson: LL Cool J Pajamas
Doug Mellard: Back in Time
Doug Stanhope: Too Much Coke
Dov Davidoff: What Are You Looking At?
Drew Fraser: Getting Old
Drew Fraser: On Michael Jackson
Drinking Game: Big Lebowski
Duct Tape
Dwayne Kennedy: Music With Your War
Dwayne Kennedy: Slavery Spirituals
Dwayne Kennedy: White Folks Love Black Culture
E.T.
E.T.'s Eyes Wide Shut
Earthquake: Not Abraham Lincoln
Eddie Brill: Spotting the New Yorkers
Eddie Gossling: Hating Magicians
Eddie Gossling: Nelly's Musical Powers
Elizabeth Beckwith: Terrible Movie
Eric Andre: "COPS" Theme Song
Eric Andre: Should Be Illegal
Erin Foley: Your Shoe Problems
Fabrice Fabrice: Michael Jackson's Father
Fabrice Fabrice: Raven-Symone
Fabrice Fabrice: Tiny Dancer
Fahim Anwar: Biggie Fans
Faizan: Dialogue for Black Characters
Flip Schultz: Pimping Rides
Frank Caliendo: Jay Leno's Head
Frank Caliendo: Loving President Bush
Freddy Lockhart: Love NBA Basketball
Gabriel Iglesias: The Only Big Friend Argument
Gary Owen: Man, It's Hot
Gary Valentine: New Jeans
Geek Booty Call... "Star Trek"
Geek Booty Call... Anime
Geek Booty Call... Come Home
Geek Booty Call... Comics
Geek Booty Call... Convention
Geek Booty Call... Dice
Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction
Geek Booty Call... Form
Geek Booty Call... Guild
Geek Booty Call... Limited Edition
Geek Booty Call... Precious
Geek Booty Call... Series
Geek Booty Call... T-Shirt
Geek Booty Call... Visceral
Gene Pompa: Older Latino Actors
George of the Jungle
Gilbert Gottfried: "Planet of the Apes" Question
Gilbert Gottfried: Final Straw in "Planet of the Apes"
Gilbert Gottfried: Masturbation Crime
Gilbert Gottfried: O.J. Simpson's Kids
Gilson Lubin: In Love With Paris Hilton
Glenn Wool: Real Criminals
Glenn Wool: Rich Kids' Fashion
Glenn Wool: Screwing Up
Gorilla and Computer
Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus
Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus, After Death
Greer Barnes: Stranded on an Island
Greg Behrendt: Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block
Greg Behrendt: The Mix Tape
Greg Behrendt: Underground Band
Greg Fitzsimmons: Body Fat on a Cold Day
Greg Giraldo: Japanese Scientists
Greg Giraldo: Not in Iran Right Now
Greg Giraldo: On Seth MacFarlane
Greg Giraldo: Remember Osama bin Laden?
Greg Giraldo: The Taco Bell Chihuahua
Greg Giraldo: What the Jews Believe
Greg Giraldo: Who Is Madeleine Albright?
Greg Proops: Animal Functions
Greg Proops: Best-Looking Person in England
Greg Proops: White People in Isolation
Gregg Rogell: Bush Reading the Bible
Gregg Rogell: Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson
Gregg Rogell: Watching "Survivor" High
Groupie Gone Wild
Guitar-Playing Lightbulb
Guy Torry: Real Survivor Show
Hal Sparks: Seeing "The Vagina Monologues"
Hari Kondabolu: Acoustic Guitar
Hari Kondabolu: Hatred Between Faiths
Hari Kondabolu: Mosh Pit at a Weezer Concert
Hari Kondabolu: People Who Will Die in the Revolution 2
Hari Kondabolu: Portland, Oregon
Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Soul Food
Harland Williams: Coyotes
Harland Williams: Doughboy and Snuggles
Harland Williams: Everything Is "Star Wars"
Harland Williams: Laser Eye Surgery
Harland Williams: No Vehicle, No Service
Harry Potter Quiz
Harry Potter Stays Back
Helen Keller's Punishment
Hipster Booty Call... Clothes
Hipster Booty Call... Clothing
Hipster Booty Call... Matching
Hipster Booty Call... Music
Hipster Booty Call... Spinning
Hipster Booty Call... Tattoo
Hobo Booty Call... Pile
Hogwarts Expulsion
Hollywood's Motto
Homer's Favorite Ice Cream
Horror Movie Blonde
Hugh Fink: Classic Country
Humming Bees
Ian Bagg: My Meth Addict Neighbor
Ian Bagg: Spider Man in the Elevator
Immaculate Pop Hybrid
Inner Space
Insulted Snow White
J. Anthony Brown: 13 Nieces and Nephews
J. Anthony Brown: Barry White Diet
Jack and Jill II
Jack Coen: Empathizing With Monica Lewinsky
Jack Coen: Not the Same for Bill Clinton
Jack Gallagher: Baby Clothes
Jack Gallagher: Nursing Bras
Jackie Kashian: Afraid of Los Angeles
Jackie Kashian: Video Games
Jacob Sirof: Geeks vs. Nerds
Jake Johannsen: If Love Was Easy
Jake Johannsen: On Extraterrestrials
James Davis: Old People on Facebook
James Hannah: Songs for Parents
James Stephens III: N.W.A. Concert
Jamie Kennedy: Stupid Sex Problems
Jane Edith Wilson: Pre-Pregnancy Weight
Jason Kuller: Like Alec Baldwin
Jeff Altman: Confused About Bush
Jeff Cesario: Greatest Democracy in the World
Jeff Cesario: Latin Women and Music
Jeff Cesario: Real Fights
Jeff Dunham: Pointlessness of NASCAR
Jeff Dunham: Shamefulness of Batman
Jeff Dunham: Unimpressive Superheroes
Jeff Dunham: Virgins in Paradise
Jeff Foxworthy: From the Roast
Jeff Garcia: Bad Credit
Jeff Garcia: Different Aliens
Jeff Garcia: The Last Mexican Show
Jeff Marder: Easy Listening Music
Jeff Ross: David Copperfield
Jeff Ross: Jewish Show Business
Jeffrey Ross: From the Roast
Jeffrey Ross: Late Night Real Estate
Jeffrey Ross: On Seth MacFarlane on FOX
Jeffrey Ross: On Seth MacFarlane's Work
Jeffrey Ross: Stay Free
Jeffrey Ross: Wearing Flip-Flops
Jim Breuer: Mosh Pits
Jim David: Endemic to My Race
Jim David: Former Hippie
Jim Gaffigan: Continued on Page Six
Jim Gaffigan: Lost Remote
Jim Gaffigan: Television for Women
Jim Gaffigan: The Book vs. the Movie
Jim Gaffigan: Thinking in Movies
Jim Norton: Writing a Movie
Jim Short: Jim Morrison's Gravesite in France
Jim Short: On the Crocodile Hunter
Jimmy Carr: On "The Passion of the Christ"
Jimmy Carr: Sense of Taste
Jimmy Dore: Gambling Entertainment
Jimmy Dore: More to Life Than Sex
Jimmy Pardo: Big Breasts
Jimmy Pardo: Big Hair
Jimmy Pardo: Seeing "Eyes Wide Shut"
Jimmy Shubert: Airport Security Measures
Joe Clair: Ashamed of "Jerry Springer"
Joe Clair: Jerry Springer's White Guests
Joe Clair: Kunta Kinte
Joe Mande: Williamsburg, Brooklyn
John Bush: Growing Up in Minnesota
John Caparulo: No Reading
John Caparulo: Not Watching the News
John Caparulo: Unplugging the TV
John Evans: E-Mailing George W. Bush
John Heffron: Memory Loss
John Henton: Bill Clinton's Affairs
John Henton: The Ending of "Titanic"
John Mendoza: Hitchcock's "The Birds"
John Mulaney: Irish People
John Mulaney: Loving "Law & Order"
John Oliver: Mike Tyson at a Riot
John Ramsey: Waiting to Be Discovered
John Roy: Even in an All-White High School
John Roy: Some Things Only Black Guys Can Do
Johnny Dark: Boy George
Johnny Dark: Keeping Hip
Johnny Sanchez: Bad Attitudes
Johnny Sanchez: Height Makes the Difference
Johnny Sanchez: Old School Bumper Cars
Jon Lajoie: Regular Every Day Normal Guy
Jonah Ray: Seeing Dan Aykroyd
Jordan Carlos: Thug Put-Down
Jordan Rubin: The Gayest Thing in the World
Josh Sneed: Little Hip Hop Cousin
Judy Gold: "The Brady Bunch"
Judy Gold: Masculine Look
Judy Gold: Musical Review of My Mother's Life
Judy Gold: My Mother's Autobiography
Judy Gold: Performing for Bill Clinton
Julian McCullough: Girlfriend at Night
Juston McKinney: Stay Off My Wall
Kansas Wizard
Kathleen Madigan: Missing Relatives
Kathleen Madigan: Quit Buying Perfume
Keira Knightley Doesn't Exist
Keith Robinson: Crazy Uncle Bush
Keith Robinson: Difference in Reward Money
Keith Robinson: Embarrassed on a First Date
Keith Robinson: Friends on "COPS"
Kevin Meaney: Raccoon Coat
Kevin Seccia: Goth Girls
Kirk Fox: Organ Donation
Knock knock... Britney Spears
Kristeen von Hagen: Reading Cosmo for Tips
Kristen Schaal: Werewolf to the Moon
Kumail Nanjiani: Freddy vs. Jason
Kumail Nanjiani: If My Life Was a Horror Movie
Kumail Nanjiani: Orange County Hospitality
Kumail Nanjiani: Racist Comebacks
Kyle Grooms: It's Not America
Kyle Grooms: My Girlfriend's Family
Kyle Kinane: Thrift Stores
Kyle Kinane: Trashy Part
Laffin' Smurfs
Larry Amoros: Hannibal the Cannibal
Larry Amoros: Respect for Satan
Larry the Cable Guy: O.J. Simpson in Jail
Larry the Cable Guy: Rip a Phone Book in Half
Larry the Cable Guy: Tina Turner Concert
Laura Kightlinger: Family Business
Laura Kightlinger: Gay Pride Parades
Laura Kightlinger: Talk Show Themes
Laura Kightlinger: The Most a Woman Can Hope For
Laura Swisher: Adopted in the 70s
Lawyers vs. Vampires
Lead Guitarists and Light Bulbs
Legless Charlie Brown
Lego my Legolas
Leo Allen: Dressing Like a Kid
Lewis Black: Bill Clinton's Testimony
Lewis Black: Exponentially Worse Halftime
Lewis Black: On Willard Scott
Lewis Black: Super Bowl Commercials
Linda Hill: Couples' Weekend
Lisa Lampanelli: Cast of the 'Jersey Shore'
Lisa Lampanelli: On David Hasselhoff's Career
Lisa Lampanelli: On David Hasselhoff's Career Moves
Lisa Lampanelli: Sexual History
Lisa Lampanelli: Snooki's Part Time Job
Lisa Lampanelli: Such a Disaster
Lisa Landry: I'm Trailer Park
Lisa Landry: Marriage and "Groundhog Day"
Little Green Balls
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood Stunned by the Wolf
Little Red's Granny
Lizz Winstead: 70s Fashion
Lizz Winstead: Bottled Water
Lizz Winstead: Bush's Clear Skies Initiative
Lizz Winstead: Bush's Environmental Priorities
Lizz Winstead: Medicare Website
Lizz Winstead: Paying for Troop Provisions
Loni Love: 80s Fashion
Loni Love: George W. Bush Is Smart
Loni Love: Loved the 80s
Loni Love: Not Hard for a Pimp
Loni Love: On Tom Cruise
Loni Love: Oprah's Favorite Things
Loni Love: Osama bin Laden's Videos
Loni Love: Slimming in Black
Loni Love: Star Jones' Weight Loss
Loni Love: Watching Oprah With a Man
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
Lowell Sanders: Dating a Younger Girl
Luke Skywalker's Entry
Lynne Koplitz: Cindy Crawford Imposter
Lynne Koplitz: Crotch Expansion
Lynne Koplitz: Quatro-Boob
Lynne Koplitz: Television Weight
Madonna & a Convertible
Major Crackage
Marc Maron: 10 Years in Showbiz
Marc Maron: George W. Bush Is the Right President
Marc Maron: Jesus' Popularity
Marc Maron: Renting Porn
Marc Maron: Retro-Bohemian Coffee Shops
Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush
Marc Price: HIV Paranoid
Margaret Cho: "Love Boat" Drinking Game
Margaret Smith: Body Piercings
Margaret Smith: Higher Underwear
Margaret Smith: New Underwear
Maria Bamford: A Lip Performance Color
Maria Bamford: Anxiety Song
Maria Bamford: Charity on Camera
Maria Bamford: Religious Worship
Marina Franklin: Music Too Loud
Mario Cantone: Cargo Pants
Mark Brazill: L.A. Neighborhoods
Mark Cohen: The Traveling Wilburys
Mark Curry: Fun at Fashion Shows
Mark Curry: Mad Models
Mark Curry: On the Titanic
Mark Pitta: On Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic"
Mark Pitta: Sean Penn's Face
Mark Roberts: Girlfriend With a Tattoo
Mark Wheatle: Heavy D in Concert
Maronzio Vance: Aliens in Detroit
Maronzio Vance: Presidency Is Like a Car
Marsha Warfield: Horror Movie to Scare White People
Marsha Warfield: If It Wasn't for White People
Matt Bearden: When a Supermodel Tries to Talk
Matt Braunger: Chippendales Dancers
Matt Iseman: 32 Weddings
Matt Iseman: Last Man Standing
Maz Jobrani: Not All Evil
Megan Mooney: "Price Is Right" Fans
Melanie Reno: Bill Clinton's Presidency
Men & Lava Lamps
Michael Estime: Heavy Metal Gospel
Michael Jr.: Belly Shirts
Michelle Biloon: Sexual Orientation Svengali
Mick Betancourt: The History Channel
Mickey & Donald in a Foxhole
Mike B.: Alien Sightings
Mike Birbiglia: Arbitrarily Aggressive Rap
Mike Birbiglia: Bush in D.C.
Mike Birbiglia: Bush's Stance on Troop Support
Mike Birbiglia: Christian Rock
Mike Birbiglia: E at the Club
Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush and Your Dad
Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush Seems Fun
Mike Birbiglia: Is the Party Over Here?
Mike Birbiglia: Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia: New Is Not Real
Mike Birbiglia: The Guitar Guy Song
Mike DeStefano: The Ex-Girlfriend and Mike
Mike Dugan: Blaming Music
Mike Dugan: Dick Clark at the Psychic's
Mike MacDonald: Either Funny or Not
Mike MacDonald: Jesus Stamp
Mike MacDonald: Rock Star Influence
Mike MacDonald: Suing Ozzy Osbourne
Mike Ricca: Portraying Italians
Mike Robles: Let Me Hear the White People
Mike Royce: Mixed Radio Stations
Mike Sweeney: Music on Answering Machines
Mike Sweeney: New Kids on the Block Lip-Sync
Mike Tyson's Computer
Mimes
Miss Piggy's Addition
Mistaken Identity
Mitch Fatel: Loving Lingerie
Mitch Fatel: Thongs
Mitch Hedberg: Death Metal Band
Mitch Hedberg: Neighbor's Knock
Mitch Hedberg: OK, You're a Stand-Up Comedian
Mitch Hedberg: Rewrites
Mitch Hedberg: Stage Diving
Mitch Hedberg: Turtleneck
Mo Mandel: Didn't Fight Back
Mo Mandel: Mariachi Music
Moby Dick
More Signs That You're Out of College
Moshe Kasher: Middle America
Moshe Kasher: The Doors Were a S**t Band
Murder Mystery Porn
Myq Kaplan: Ancient Greek Times
Myq Kaplan: Books Into Movies
Myq Kaplan: Final Destination Recap
Myq Kaplan: New Game Show
Myq Kaplan: Religious Fiction
Myq Kaplan: Snakes on a Plane Spoiler
Myq Kaplan: Stand-Up Show
Myq Kaplan: Thor vs. Superman
Myq Kaplan: Wearing Crosses
Natasha Leggero - Self-Effacing Rappers
Natasha Leggero - White Rich Person Rap
Natasha Leggero: Dad and the Internet
Natasha Leggero: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Natasha Leggero: Reality Show Idea
Natasha Leggero: Reality Show Judge
Natasha Leggero: Staying in Chinatown
Natasha Leggero: The Kardashians
Nate Bargatze: Comedy for the Troops
Neal Brennan: Barack Obama Rebound Boyfriend
New Version of Playboy
Nick DiPaolo: Easy Fit Jeans
Nick DiPaolo: From the Roast
Nick DiPaolo: How Italians Are Portrayed
Nick DiPaolo: On Denzel Washington
Nick Griffin: Celebrity Lives
Nick Griffin: Models and Supermodels
Nick Griffin: My Roommate's Wish List
Nick Swardson: Closed Casket
Nick Swardson: Motley Crue - Behind the Music
Nick Swardson: Planet Hollywood in Minnesota
Nick Swardson: Vanna White
Nick Swardson: Video Games of the Future
Norm MacDonald: "The Dating Game"
Norm MacDonald: Cartoon Violence
Norm MacDonald: Lie for No Reason
Norm MacDonald: Trying to Re-Dream
Nude Beach
Only One Yogi Bear
Oprah and Airport Security
Otis Lee Crenshaw: How Poor?
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Musical Genius
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Real Country Music
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Sexy Venue
Parachutes for two
Patrick Borelli: Why People Think You're Gay
Patton Oswalt: Makeover Shows
Patton Oswalt: Not Medical Science Education
Patton Oswalt: Shocking Medical Videos
Paul Dillery: Hollywood Producer in the Crowd
Paul F. Tompkins: Don't Like Jazz
Paul F. Tompkins: Gag Peanut Brittle
Paul F. Tompkins: How Rich I Am
Paul F. Tompkins: Letter to the Editor
Paul F. Tompkins: Name in Print
Paul F. Tompkins: Theme Parks
Paul Mercurio: Bargain Basement Store Petition
Paul Mercurio: Bargain Basement Store Security
Paul Mooney: Black Characters on "Star Trek"
Paul Mooney: On Wesley Snipes
Paul Mooney: The Latest White People Film
Paul Provenza: Church Is Theater
Pete Holmes: I Love New York
Pete Holmes: Privacy Is Uncool
Pete Holmes: YouTube Comments by Teenagers
Piercing a Pirate
Pinocchio's Wood
Pokemon for Adults
Pokemon in the Bathroom
Pregnant Dairy Queen
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy
Redneck Booty Call... Elvis
Redneck Booty Call... Springer
Reggie McFadden: Loving "COPS"
Reggie McFadden: Movie Rental Strategy
Reid Harrison: Worst Magazine in the World
Rene Hicks: Dog Eat Dog
Rene Hicks: Lending a Crackhead $20
Replacing Vanna
Retha Jones: That's No Challenge
Retta: Love Classical Music
Rich Francese: Italian Superman
Rich Vos: Loving "Law & Order"
Richard Jeni: Cooking Shows
Richard Jeni: Watching Porn With the Girlfriend
Richard Lewis: Long Wedding
Richard Lewis: The Next Legend
Richard Lewis: TV Guide Descriptions
Rick Overton: End of Western Civilization
RIng of Power
Robert Hawkins: Singing Along to the Radio
Robert Hawkins: Singing in the Car
Robert Kelly: Snakeskin Jacket
Robert Schimmel: Feminine Hygiene Ads
Robin Montague: On En Vogue
Rod Man: Renting Adult Videos
Rod Man: Single Mamas Hold on Too Long
Rod Man: Where Michael Jackson Went Wrong
Rodney Johnson: Friends After "Malcolm X'
Ron Howard's New Movie
Ronald McDonald in a Nudist Colony
Rory Albanese: Junk Food Binge
Roseanne and Battleships
Roses are red
Rubik's Cube
Rudy Rush: Good Black Leaders
Russ Meneve: Ski Mask Inventor
Sabrina Matthews: Schooling Alanis Morissette
Sabrina Matthews: The Becky Doll
Safe Sex
Sandra Bernhard: Cosmo's Sex Quiz
Sauron the Moron
Scott LaRose: Adult Film Plots
Scott Thompson: Cher's "Believe"
Sebastian: Women's Club Wear
Sesame Street Meets....
Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Seven Words
Sex Ed
Shang Forbes: Michael Jackson in Ethiopia
Shay Shay: Problem With "The Love Connection"
Sheep and Kangaroo
Sherry Davey: Even Though I'm English
Sherry Davey: On Ozzy Osbourne
Sheryl Underwood: Loving "The Price Is Right"
Sheryl Underwood: Two White Men Black People Love
Signs That You're a Redneck Jedi
Signs You're No Longer in College...
Smurfette
Snoop Doggs Teeth...
Snoops's Favorite Weather
So Blonde... "Soul Train"
So Blonde... 60 Minutes
So many to choose from
Sob Story
Sommore: Hot vs. Hot to Death
Sommore: You Got to Be Fair
South Park
Spice Girls...Toaster
Star Trek
Star Trek & Toilet Paper
Star Trek: Riker's Death
Star Wars and 18 Holes
Stephanie Hodge: Careful With Cocktails
Steve Marmel: Bush and Gore
Steve Marmel: Don't Care Whether Clinton's Right or Wrong
Steve Marmel: George W.'s 2000 Campaign
Steve Marmel: Missing Clinton
Steve Marmel: Pauly Shore vs. Bill Clinton
Steve McGrew: Just Because It's in Style
Steve McGrew: Nasty Lingerie
Steve Shaffer: Certain Large People in Certain Clothing
Steve White: Inside Michael Jackson
Steve White: Rap Violence
Stevie Wonder's Wife
Streisand Gives Good Head
Sue Murphy: Lusting After Leonardo DiCaprio
Sue Murphy: Yearly Bathing Suit Shopping
Superhero Booty Call... Fantastic
Superhero Booty Call... Origin
Superhero Booty Call... Tingling
Superman and Batman
Surprise!
Suzanne Whang: Difference Between a Grocery Bag and Michael Jackson
Tami Vernekoff: Enough Rouge
Tammy Pescatelli: Thin Hollywood Actresses
Tarzan's Last Words
Tarzan's Spare Parts
Tasty treat
Tattoo Idea
Tattooed Wang
Taylor Negron: Inner Child
Teacher Arrested
Technology-Enabled Amoebas
Ted Alexandro: Cleavage Season
Ted Alexandro: Illegal Downloading
Ted Alexandro: Michael Jackson Gets Too Much Press
Ted Alexandro: Rappers Misspell for Fun
Ted Alexandro: The Jackson Family
Ted Alexandro: The Recorder
Ted Blumberg: Dress Code
Terry Hodges: Stealing Cable
Tess: Big Girls in Style
Texas Talkin'
The Bad Belt
The Bat Bet
The Bear Hunter
The Bill Clinton Sale
The Clinton X250
The Clintons and the $50 Hooker
The First Lady's patriotic duties
The Golfer's Confession
The Govinator
The Grand Forks Flood Film
The Hurt Bird and the S**t
The Jewish Vote
The Lyin' King
The Michael Jackson Doll
The Middle Man
The Seven Dwarfs
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
The Sklar Brothers: Andrew Dice Clay
The Squirrels
The taste of a new generation
The Wizard of Oz
Things I Learned From Movies
Things Men Don't Say
Three words that describe Britney Spears
Three-Balled Alien
Tig: Barbie's Friend, Wheelchair Becky
Tig: Just Like Everybody Else
Tig: TV Show Ideas
Tiger Woods and Princess Di
Tim Young: Nude Beach
TK Carter: On Magic Johnson
To Boldly Go...
Toby Keith: From the Roast
Todd Barry: "The Real World" on Your Resume
Todd Barry: Brad Pitt or Todd Barry, Ladies?
Todd Barry: Dirty Brad Pitt
Todd Barry: Grammy Awards
Todd Barry: No Ties?
Todd Barry: Pink Yarmulke
Todd Glass: Look Like John Goodman
Tom Cotter: On Oprah Winfrey
Tom Cotter: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Tom Kenny: Best Part of the Miss Teen USA Pageant
Tom Kenny: Miss Teen USA Interview Question
Tom Kenny: Star Trek Fans in Heaven's Gate
Tom Kenny: Star Wars Fan
Tom Kenny: Titanic Band
Tom Kenny: Titanic Ending
Tom McCaffrey: In Every Single Cop Movie
Tom McCaffrey: Pee-Wee Herman's Arrest
Tom Ryan: Britney Spears in Person
Tom Segura: Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Tom Segura: Girls in Atlantic City
Tom Shillue: Body Piercing
Tommy Davidson: Breaking Down "Scooby Doo"
Tommy Davidson: Psychic Hotline
Tommy Davidson: Square Dancing
Tony Blair, Peter Jennings & Pop Divas
Tony Rock: Difference in the Clothes
Tony Woods: Didn't Go to Africa-Africa
Tony Woods: Great to Be Here
Tony Woods: Over-Confident Raccoons
Top 10 Country Music Titles
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce
Torian Hughes: Michael Jackson's Condition
Torian Hughes: Songs Don't Make Us Do Anything
Tracy Morgan: Is It Male or Female?
Tracy Morgan: Women Love a Uniform
Trekkies Love: Captain Kirk's Ears
Tupac and Biggie - I'll Be Missing You
Tupac Shakur
Turkey Rhythm
Turn On Your Energizer Bunny
Twelve Inch Radio Joke
Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage
Ty Barnett: Herpes Medication Message
Ty Barnett: High Gas Prices
Ty Barnett: Lois and Superman Divorce
Tyson Movie Deal
Vampire Bar
Vanessa Hollingshead: Doesn't Want Us Free
Vanessa Hollingshead: Exciting Magazine for Women
Vanessa Hollingshead: Fashionistas and Gay Men Behind Fashion
Vanessa Hollingshead: No Adopted Children
Veronica Mosey: "Juicy" Law
Vic Henley: KISS Concert in Birmingham
Vic Henley: What Everybody Up North Thinks
Victoria Jackson: Playboy for Married Men
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland
Walks Into a Bar... Vampires
Wanda Sykes: Apologizing for Oral Sex
Wanda Sykes: Bush's Air Quality Control
Wanda Sykes: Elvis Party
Wanda Sykes: George W. Bush's Approval Rating
Wanda Sykes: Honoring Lost Loved Ones
Wanda Sykes: Nasty Evidence in Clinton-Lewinsky Testimony
Wanda Sykes: Standards & Practices
Wanda Sykes: Turning A Younger Man on to Jazz
Warren Sapp: From the Roast
Warren Thomas: Appreciating Hillary Clinton
Washington, Nixon & Dubya
Watergate vs. Sexgate
Wayne Federman: Book of Questions
Wayne Federman: Clean and Sober at a Pink Floyd Concert
Wayne Federman: Jazz History
Wayne Federman: KISS in Concert
Wendy Liebman: Three-Piece Bikini
Wendy Spero: The Shoes Make the Outfit
What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...
What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer ...
What do you call Batman & Robin if they...
What is Six Inches Long?
What We Learn From the Movies
What's green and smells like ...
What's OJ Got?
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
Whats Love Got To Do With It?
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...
When Broadway Meets Daytime T.V.
Whiskey and Michael Jackson
Whitehouse Parrot
Whitney Cummings: On David Hasselhoff
Whitney Cummings: On Lisa Lampanelli's Body
Whitney Cummings: On Lisa Lampanelli's Looks
Who Is God?
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears...
Why Hannibal didn't eat Britney
Wicker Box
Will Durst: Most Electable of the Democrats
William Wilson: Tough Ugly Clothes
Witches' Broomsticks
Wizard of Toad
Wrinkled Riddle
Writing's Powerful Message
Xerox
Xtreme Makeovers
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
Yo Mama''s so fat... Jerry Springer
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Special Episode
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Footbath
Yo' Mama Is So Old... Dinosaur
Yo' Mama Is So Old... Jurassic Park
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Batman
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Boyz II Men
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Johnny Cash
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Master P
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Meow Mix
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Reality TV
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Remote Control
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Tupac
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Wu-tang
You Grew Up in the 80s If...
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
Zach Galifianakis: Another Reality Series
Zach Galifianakis: Specific Enthusiasm
Zombie Booty Call... Rags
Zombie Booty Call... The Dead

Jokes

Lisa Lampanelli: Cast of the 'Jersey Shore'

Lisa Lampanelli: Cast of the 'Jersey Shore'

Pop Culture & Celebrity

80s Booty Call... A-Team

80s Booty Call... Betamax

80s Booty Call... Call

80s Booty Call... Casio

80s Booty Call... Commodore 64

80s Booty Call... DeLorean

80s Booty Call... Digital Watch

80s Booty Call... Gary Coleman

80s Booty Call... Hair

80s Booty Call... Indiana Jones

80s Booty Call... K.I.T.

80s Booty Call... Kirk Cameron

80s Booty Call... Mr. T

80s Booty Call... Puzzle

80s Booty Call... Smurf

80s Booty Call... Wake Up

90s Booty Call... Flannel

90s Booty Call... Mosh Pit

A Disney Break-Up

A.J. Jamal: Jeopardy!

A.J. Jamal: Tarzan

Al Jackson: Diversity in New York

Al Lubel: Off-Beat Good-Looking

Al Madrigal: Talking Back

Alex Ortiz: White Folks on TV

Alex Thomas: Old School NBA

Alexander & Kermit

Alien Booty Call... Phone Home

Allen Edge: James Brown

Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory

Amy Schumer: Deadliest Catch

Amy Schumer: Facebook Is Weird

Amy Schumer: Two Reality Shows

An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss

Andy Borowitz: Movie Titles on Your Bill

Andy Kindler: George W. Bush Talks Tough

Andy Kindler: Nice Shirt

Andy Kindler: On "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Andy Kindler: Tropical Depression

Anthony Griffith: George Foreman

Anthony Griffith: Scare Kids Off Drugs

Anthony Szpak: James Van Der Beek

Arceneux & Mitchell: On Michael Jackson

Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain

Aries Spears: Not a Millionaire

Arj Barker: Cop Land

Arj Barker: Irish Soap Tradition

Arj Barker: Military Secrets

Arj Barker: Overwhelmed at the Shoe Store

Arj Barker: Tech Support

Arj Barker: Troubling Shoe Museum

Arj Barker: Walking Shoes

Aziz Ansari: Glad You Like the Show

Aziz Ansari: Rap Producer Boast

Barbie & Friends

Barbie & Paris

Baron Vaughn: Mainstream Hip Hop

Barry Lank: Do Something You Enjoy

Bass Player

Batman & Robin

Baywatch

Beethoven's Chicken

Ben Bailey: Cash Cab

Ben Bailey: Interview Rule

Ben Bailey: Just the Right Size

Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too

Bill Clinton's DNA

Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game

Bill Dwyer: Petting Zoo

Bill Hicks: Cross Jewelry

Bill Hicks: Geraldo's Hands-On Journalism

Bill Santiago: Bush's Edge in Miami

Bill Santiago: Camouflage Thong

Bill Santiago: Dancing Salsa

Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence

Bill Santiago: J-Lo's Spanish