Chelsea Handler: On Maddox Jolie-Pitt

He's so pissed off 'cause he probably thought he was, like, scoring the biggest deal of his lifetime, getting adopted by this famous movie star, who was gonna rescue him from his third world Cambodia, only to find out she's gonna take him to every other f**king third world country in the world. He's probably like, 'When the f**k are we getting to Malibu like you promised?'

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