Top 10 Country Music Titles

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns in The Bed.

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

4. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

5. She's Leaving Me Because She Really Wants To.

6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

7. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better.

8. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, Then I'd be Out By Now.

9. I Married Her Because She Looks Like You.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body, Except For Mine.

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