Tony Blair, Peter Jennings & Pop Divas

Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings

Peter Jennings: Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?

Tony Blair: Rust on our equiptment.

Peter Jennings: Rust! Can you elaborate?

Tony Blair: Rust, you see, affected our leg weaponery. Our knee spears.

Peter Jennings: Knee spears? Why, I've never heard of such a thing!

Tony Blair: Really, I thought everyone had heard of Brit knee spears!

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