Mime Haiku

What''s that over there?
Not a bull, but a person
For me to lasso.

Oh help me! Help me!
This box is getting smaller!
Oh wait, you don't care.

Look at me, friend. I''m
A kabuki referee.
No, I'm a mime, dick.

Guess what animal
I am. No, not that, not that.
Nope. I was a frog.

Before I tell you
Why I wear a skin-tight shirt,
Is it cold in here?

Wow, how can I dance
On the sun, you ask? Because
It's made of cardboard.


CC:Stand-Up News

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