How Sauron of "Lord of the Rings" is Like a Woman:

  1. Both have been called "the greatest enemy of men"
  2. Think they should rule the world
  3. They obsess over jewelry
  4. They spread gossip like the plague
  5. They boss kings around like servants
  6. They have an eye that sees all, or at least claim to
  7. They hold a grudge for hundreds of years


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