Paul F. Tompkins: Vicious Dogs

I know you don't want to apologize for your dog because he's your pal -- he's your buddy. It's like he's not even a dog anymore and you're not even a human, you're just friends. Well, let's say you had a human friend, and you and your human friend were at a bar somewhere, and then a stranger walked into the bar, and your human friend turned to the stranger and said, 'I am going to murder you!' I don't think you would say, 'He's alright.'

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