Tom McCaffrey: Pee-Wee Herman's Arrest

Manipulating his genitalia' -- I don't think that's a very accurate description of masturbating, you know? 'Cause that's like implying that I'm lying to my genitalia or tricking it into doing that, which I've never done. I've never been like, 'Hey, genitalia, you wanna just hang out on the couch tonight, watch a movie? I'm not gonna try anything. It's totally cool, you know? I'm really tired.'

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