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Tammy Pescatelli: No Matter How Scrappy You Are

I don't care how scrappy you are, you can't block a d**k punch.

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Police & Military

A Lesson in Government
A Lesson In Morals
A.J. Jamal: Make a Way
A.J. Jamal: The Gang Look
A.J. Jamal: Watching You
Al Jackson: Bacardi 151
Al Madrigal: Party Pinata
Alex Ortiz: Born Suspect
Alex Thomas: Ask a Stupid Question
Allen Edge: Burglars
Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory
Andrew Kennedy: Dad Is Losing His Mind
Andy Blitz: Boxing Explanation
Andy Blitz: Hijackers Are the Worst
Andy Kindler: Death Penalty
Andy Kindler: George W. Bush Talks Tough
Andy Kindler: In a Fight
Anthony Griffith: Never Hit My Mother
Anthony Griffith: Safe Prison Sex
Arceneux & Mitchell: Whipped My Butt So Bad
Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs
Ardal O'Hanlon: Expectations
Aries Spears: Anthrax
Arj Barker: Cop Land
Arj Barker: Never Drive on Grass
Auggie Smith: No Smoking in Bars
B.J. Novak: Battered Women
Barry Marder: Terrible Freeways
Bathtime for Criminals
Big Kenny: Family Crack Addicts
Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife
Bill Santiago: Ass-Kicking From Jesus
Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality
Blake Clark: Gun Control
Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Bob Nickman: Psychotic With Low Self-Esteem
Bob Odenkirk: First 15 Minutes in Jail
Bob Odenkirk: Jail Time
Bob Odenkirk: On Getting Arrested
Bobby Slayton: On Cartoon Violence
Bobcat Goldthwait: Gay Bashing
Bobcat Goldthwait: In Favor of Guns
Bobcat Goldthwait: National Guard During the L.A. Riots
Bobcat Goldthwait: Police Brutality
Bonnie McFarlane: Cop Sunglasses
Bonnie McFarlane: Never Hit a Baby
Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover: Pulled Over
Brendon Walsh: Trial Separation
Brian Haley: Hotel Theft Protection
Brian Kiley: Does Nana Have to Die?
Brian Kiley: First Confession
Brian Kiley: Not Very Tough
Brian Kiley: Shot an Elk
Brian Posehn: Riot Footage
Brian Regan: A Different World for Arab Americans
Brody Stevens: South Central Beverly Hills
Carlos Mencia: Bombing Japan
Chad Daniels: Life Expectancy Sentencing
Charlie Viracola: Parking Ticket
Chelsea Handler: Alcoholics Anonymous
Chelsea Handler: On Robert Downey Jr.
Chelsea Peretti: Getting Attacked
Chris Case: Legalize It
Chris Hobbs: Getting in Trouble
Christian Finnegan: Car Alarm
Christopher Titus: Man in a Batman Suit
Christopher Titus: Newborn
Christopher Titus: Republican Spin
Christopher Titus: Scott Peterson Trial
Christopher Titus: U.S. Priorities
Chuck Booms: Back in Cleveland
Chuck Roy: New Hampshire White Boy Gang
Chuck Sklar: Perfect Crime
Classic Booty Call... Cops
Classic Booty Call... Thief
Classic Booty Call... Ticket
Convicts
Cory Miller: Legalize It
Craig Anton: Missing New York
Craig Shoemaker: Never Pulled Over in a Minivan
Damon Wayans: Bicycle Cop
Damon Wayans: Don't Go Back to the 'Hood
Damon Wayans: Fans Fighting Athletes
Damon Wayans: Michael Jackson's Trial
Dan Boulger: I Know I'd Get Laid
Dan Levy: Combat Plan
Dan St. Germain: Child Actors
Dana Eagle: Jersey Latchkey Kid
Dana Gould: Hypocritical Liberal Los Angeles
Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing
Dane Cook: The DMV
Daniel Tosh: Airport Phone Fun
Daniel Tosh: Boxers Don't Cry
Daniel Tosh: Girlfriend's Mistake
Daniel Tosh: Illegal Immigration
Daniel Tosh: To the Conservatives
Daniel Tosh: WWJD in the Movie Theater
Dave Attell: Cigarette After Bad Things Happen
Dave Attell: Hate Traveling
Dave Attell: The KKK in Alaska
Dave Attell: Wet Your Pants
Dave Attell: What Women Like
Dave Attell: Wild Man Jack Daniel's
Dave Chappelle: "Scared Straight" Assembly
Dave Chappelle: The Only Time
Dave Mordal: Illegal Cigarettes
David Feldman: Education in Los Angeles
David Feldman: Persecution
David Feldman: Six Hours of Television
David Feldman: Vacationing in Amsterdam
David J. Nash: Crime in New York
Debbie Shea: Robbed Neighbor
Demetri Martin: Game, Set, Match
Demetri Martin: Pillow Fights
Demetri Martin: Pinata
Demetri Martin: Throwing Stones
Denis Leary: Jackson 5 Clothing
Denis Leary: Legalizing Pot
Deon Cole: Never Take Her Anywhere
DeRay: Bad Chicago Neighborhood
Dishwasher Starter
DL Hughley: Good Building/Bad Building in New York City
DL Hughley: Legislating Morality
DL Hughley: New York City Difference
DL Hughley: Police Following You
DL Hughley: Rule of Thumb for White People
DL Hughley: Teach Your Kids to Cuss
DL Hughley: Terror Alert Rainbow
Dominique: Drug Testing
Donald Glover: Crazy Men Stories
Doug Benson: Carpool Lane
Doug Benson: Cop Buddy Screenplay
Doug Mellard: Why I Hate Valentine's Day
Doug Stanhope: Real Cop vs. Vice Cop
Doug Williams: Living Next to White People
Doug Williams: Marriage License Upgrade
Doug Williams: The Gay Struggle
Dov Davidoff: Cut Bike Seat
Dov Davidoff: Don't Judge
Dov Davidoff: The Enemy
Drew Fraser: Chasing the Taliban
Drew Fraser: On Michael Jackson
Drowning Lawyer
Dwayne Kennedy: 9/11 Reaction
Dwayne Kennedy: After 9/11
Dwayne Kennedy: Every Day as if It's Your Last
Dwayne Kennedy: On 9/11
Dwayne Kennedy: The bin Laden Family Name
Dwayne Kennedy: White Folks on 9/11
Dwayne Perkins: Jaywalking Laws
Earthquake: Dangerous White Kids
Earthquake: Facing a Life Sentence
Earthquake: Little Stuff, Little Jail Time
Eddie Pence: Stopping a Streaker
Eliz Wright: After All That
Eliz Wright: Down With O.P.P.
Eric Andre: New York City Police
Eric Blake: 140-Year Sentence
Eric Blake: New York's Organized Crime
Eric Blake: Prison Work
Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School
Eugene Mirman: Don't Leave a Baby
Eugene Mirman: Don't Throw a Baby
Evan Davis: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Evan Davis: Women in Combat
Fahim Anwar: Biggie Fans
Felipe Esparza: Going to Court
Finesse Mitchell: Gangster Girlfriend
Finesse Mitchell: You Ever Been So Drunk...?
Flap Jacket
Fox Hole
Frank Prinzi: Adult Soft Spots
Gary Lazer: Missing New York's Subways
Gary Owen: Man, It's Hot
Gene Pompa: Gay Older Brother
Gene Pompa: Mom's Birthday Cake
George Miller: Income Tax News
George Willborn: Caught Up in Trouble
Gilbert Gottfried: Arrested for Masturbation
Gilbert Gottfried: Masturbation Crime
Gina Yashere: CSI: Nigeria
Glenn Wool: Real Criminals
Greer Barnes: Chasing a White Guy
Greer Barnes: The L.A. Riots
Greg Behrendt: How Guys Process a Break Up
Greg Fitzsimmons: My Grandfather's Name
Greg Fitzsimmons: New York Airport Safety Precautions
Greg Fitzsimmons: Orange Alert at the Airport
Greg Fitzsimmons: Same Sex Partners
Greg Giraldo: Doomsday Scenarios on the News
Greg Giraldo: Police Recruits
Greg Giraldo: Remember Osama bin Laden?
Greg Giraldo: The Patriot Act
Greg Morton: Kids and Guns
Greg Proops: Smoking Ban
Greg Proops: Smoking in Los Angeles
Gregg Rogell: Cause of Death
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phones vs. Anthrax
Gregg Rogell: Little Things in Life
Gregg Rogell: Police Without Guns
Gregg Rogell: Terrorism Can Happen Anywhere
Hari Kondabolu: Arizona Anti-Immigration Laws
Hari Kondabolu: Portland, Oregon
Harland Williams: Coyotes
Harland Williams: Terror Alert
Harland Williams: The al Qaedas Are Coming
Harris Stanton: Where Tax Dollars Go
Harris Stanton: Working Security
Hayes MacArthur: Asking for Directions
Heather Lawless: Security Bars
Hostage Escape Tactics
Hostage Situation
Hostile Happy Hour
Hugh Fink: Mafia Expressions
Ian Bagg: Giving Raspberries
Ian Edwards: Out of Jail
Iliza Shlesinger: Bumper Sticker
Iliza Shlesinger: Don't Care What You Think
Iliza Shlesinger: Hot or Not Test
Iliza Shlesinger: Social Rules
In the Navy
J. Chris Newberg: That Initial Spark
J.R. Havlan: Stolen Car
Jack Coen: Truth Be Known
Jackie Kashian: Bin Laden in Nebraska
Jackie Kashian: Stolen Tape Deck
Jackie Kashian: Video Games
Jake Johannsen: Baseball Games and New York City
Jake Johannsen: Border Security
Jake Johannsen: Open Cabs
James Hannah: Something You Didn't Do
Janeane Garofalo: Pedestrian's Rights
Janine DiTullio: Genital Mutilation
Jasper Reed: Car Horns
Jay Larson: Violence Awareness Day
Jeff Dunham: Illegally Parking in the Handicap Spot
Jeff Dunham: Sissy-ness of the Law
Jeff Garcia: Any Cops Here?
Jeff Garcia: Where's Jesus?
Jeff Stilson: From Seattle to New York City
Jeff Stilson: Second-Hand Prison Smoke
Jessi Klein: Zales Diamond Outlet
Jim Breuer: Mosh Pits
Jim David: Capital Punishment
Jim Gaffigan: Television for Women
Jim Gaffigan: When You Think of Indiana
Jim Norton: Ending a Relationship
Jim Short: On the Crocodile Hunter
Jimmie Walker: New York Car Crimes
Jimmy Aleck: Sexual Advances
Jimmy Carr: Throwing Acid
Jimmy Dore: Eye for an Eye
Jimmy Dore: Growing Up Poor
Jimmy Shubert: Airport Security Measures
Jimmy Shubert: Licking Frogs
Jimmy Shubert: When You Get Fired
Jimmy Tingle: Noble Public Servants
Jo Koy: When Monkeys Get Mad
Joe DeRosa: My Uncle Is Not Afraid
Joe DeVito: Awkward in the Workplace
Joey Gay: New Yorkers on 9/12
John Caparulo: Airport Security Inspection
John Caparulo: Yard Sale Shopping
John Heffron: Marriage Is Like...
John Henson: Karate Lessons
John Henson: New Yorker Attitude
John Mendoza: Bored in the Bank
John Mendoza: New York Crime
John Mooney: Closing the Deal
John Mulaney: Bank Robbery in the 1930s
John Mulaney: Loving "Law & Order"
John Mulaney: TV Show "Cold Case"
John Oliver: Anus Bomb
John Oliver: Muslim in America
John Oliver: Taxation Without Representation
John Oliver: You Can Kill Burglars
John Ridley: Male Perspective on Abortion
John Ridley: No Black Serial Killers
Johnny Lampert: Jeffery Dahmer in the War on Terror
Johnny Steele: Lazy Violence
Jonathan Katz: Sexual Harassment in the Horse Community
Jordan Rubin: Drunk Driving Test in Kentucky
Jordan Rubin: Walk the Line
Juston McKinney: Parking Tickets in New York
Kareem Matthews: White People Go Anywhere
Karen Rontowski: Prefers Tough Women
Kathleen Madigan: Figure Skating
Keith Robinson: Difference in Reward Money
Keith Robinson: Friends on "COPS"
Keith Robinson: Jeane Dixon
Keith Robinson: Rights for the Terminally Ill
Kelly Monteith: Irreconcilable Differences
Kevin Hart: Mother's Funeral
Kevin Hart: No Longer Safe
Kevin Hart: When You Lost a Fight to Your Woman
Kevin Kataoka: No Klan in Manhattan
Kevin Seccia: Hunting Is Not Fair
Kirk Fox: Heroism
Kirk Fox: Too Tall for Kids
Kjell Bjorgen: Attention-Seeking Kids
Kristen Schaal: Chinese Torture
Kristian Vallee: Disgruntled Student
Kristian Vallee: Getting Out of School
Kumail Nanjiani: Freddy vs. Jason
Kumail Nanjiani: If My Life Was a Horror Movie
Kyle Dunnigan: Blowing Smoke
Kyle Grooms: Border Security Solution
Kyle Grooms: Can't Be a Thug
Kyle Grooms: Thugging With Glasses
Lance Crouther: Get in the House
Larry Amoros: My Father's Too Nice
Laura Kightlinger: Blind Date Type
Laurie Kilmartin: Immigrant Boyfriend
Lawyer in a Tree
Lawyer-Client Relations
Leo Allen: Paranoid Shopping
Leo Allen: Stuff It's Dangerous to Think You're Good At
Leslie: Too Emotional
Lester Barrie: Hated to See My Mother Coming
Lester Barrie: Solution to the Gang Problem
Lewis Black: Absolute Faith
Lewis Dix: Abusive Man With Jheri Curls
Lisa Lampanelli: Boyfriend's Occupation
Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
Lizz Winstead: Old Terrorist Alerts
Lizz Winstead: Your Duty as a Citizen
Loni Love: Finding Osama bin Laden
Loni Love: On Dick Cheney
Loni Love: Osama bin Laden's Videos
Louis C.K.: Harlem Image
Louis Ramey: Detroit Car Thieves
Louis Ramey: Texans
Lowell Sanders: Suicide Bombers
Lucky Driver
Lucky MotherDucker
Luke Torres: East L.A. Attitude
Luke Torres: Middle Eastern Gang Problem
M.A.R.I.N.E.
Marc Maron: Drug Testing
Marc Maron: Drug Testing Comedians
Marc Maron: Not Buying My Wife a Gun
Margaret Smith: Love Fights
Mark Brazill: L.A. Neighborhoods
Mark Brazill: L.A. Riots
Mark Curry: Police Will Follow You
Mark Curry: Super-Educated for Police
Mark Pitta: Dating a Police Woman
Mark Viera: Premier Impacto
Marsha Warfield: On Mike Tyson
Matt Braunger: A Perfect Storm
Matt Iseman: Death Penalty
Maz Jobrani: Anthrax Is Not the Middle Eastern Way
Mechanical vs. Chemical
Michael Colyar: Casing the Joint
Michael Colyar: On the L.A. Riots
Michael Estime: Finding Jesus in Jail
Michael Kosta: Parking Tickets
Michael Palascak: No Sex Until Marriage
Mickey & Donald in a Foxhole
Mike Britt: Hip Hop Has Changed
Mike DeStefano: Die Without My Blackberry
Mike DeStefano: Growing Up Catholic
Mike Dugan: Florida Sex Scandals
Mike Ricca: Portraying Italians
Mike Royce: Boston's Subway ATMs
Mike Sweeney: Wanted Poster
Mike Vecchione: Crazy and Compassionate
Mike Vecchione: Don't Like Guns
Mike Vecchione: Favorite Place to Taser
Mike Vecchione: Good Man
Mike Vecchione: Gun Is Like a Penis
Mike Vecchione: Look Like a Cop
Mike Vecchione: Private Detective School
Mike Vecchione: Warning Shot
Mike Yard: If You See Something, Say Something
Mike Yard: Suspicious in New York
Military Secrets
Mitch Hedberg: Trippin' in the Woods
Mo Mandel: Hard to Tell
Morgan Murphy: Discovering Irony
Murderous Neighbor
My Dog Don't Bite
Myq Kaplan: Books Into Movies
Myq Kaplan: College Dorm
Myq Kaplan: Fight Ignorance
Myq Kaplan: Fighting Magneto
Myq Kaplan: Final Destination Recap
Myq Kaplan: Not Encouraged to Be Smart
Natasha Leggero - LA Gang Tour Passengers
Natasha Leggero: LA Gang Tours
Natasha Leggero: Staying in Chinatown
Nate Bargatze: New Device
Nate Bargatze: Wal-Mart Is Great
Nathan Trenholm: Staying Out of It
Navy Intelligence
Ngaio Bealum: Love Rednecks
Nick DiPaolo: Every Six Seconds
Nick Kroll: Bouncers at the Airport
Nick Kroll: Solving Facebook Crimes
Nick Swardson: Friends at a Bar Fight
Nick Swardson: Getting Stabbed
Nick Swardson: Had-to-Be-There Stories
Nick Swardson: Third Grade Fight
Norm MacDonald: Cartoon Violence
Pam Matteson: My Father's Brag
Patrick Borelli: Annoying When They're Shot
Patton Oswalt: New York vs. Amsterdam
Paul Dillery: Recurring Nightmare
Paul F. Tompkins: Airline Security Drawings
Paul F. Tompkins: Brass Knuckles at Airline Security
Paul F. Tompkins: Take a Bullet
Paul F. Tompkins: Vicious Dogs
Paul Mercurio: Bargain Basement Store Security
Paul Mercurio: Finding Bin Laden
Paul Nardizzi: Picking up Hitchhikers in a Minivan
Paul Varghese: Terrorist Stereotypes
Paul Varghese: The Sky Is My Hood
Pete Correale: Would You Fight for Me?
Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search
Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers
Plastered Lawyers
Prescott Tolk: Not a Confrontational Guy
Private Baby
Quinn Dahle: Drunk Driving Consequences
Quinn Dahle: Pulled Over and Hammered
Reggie McFadden: Loving "COPS"
Rene Hicks: Advice to Gang Members
Rene Hicks: Mother's Discipline
Revenge of the Blondes
Rich Vos: Do the World a Favor
Rich Vos: Immigration Policy
Rich Vos: Loving "Law & Order"
Richard Lewis: Jewish Mobster
Rick Harris: Can't Do Journalism
Robert Schimmel: California Police
Robert Schimmel: Driving School
Robot Booty Call... Stealing
Rod Man: Drug Testing
Rodney Laney: Emergency Room
Roger Rittenhouse: Watch for Injuries
Roman Warrior
Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas
Rory Albanese: Middle East Solution
Russ Meneve: Calling Me Names
Russ Meneve: Racist Cops
Russ Meneve: Same Thought on 9/11
Russ Meneve: Ski Mask Inventor
Russ Meneve: Unprovoked Shark Attacks
Ryan Stout: Self-Defense Class
Sailors and Soldiers Should Be Friends!
Scott Kennedy: "America's Most Wanted" Sighting
Sean Murphy: The Irish Republican Army
Sex in Advertising
Shane Mauss: Baby Self-Defense
Shane Mauss: Breaking In
Shane Mauss: Freak Accident
Shang Forbes: Spoon Violence
Sheryl Underwood: What the Sisters Don't Want You to Know
Small Town Justice
Sommore: You Got to Be Fair
Speed Demon
Speeding Old Chicks
Staggering Husband
Stephen Lynch: A Lullaby for My Daughter
Stephen Lynch: A Lullaby of Daddy's Likes
Steve Marmel: Michael Kennedy
Steve Marmel: On Reverend Al Sharpton
Steve Shaffer: Conspiracy Theory
Steve Trilling: Serious Driving Accident
Steve White: Looting
Stevie Ray Fromstein: Freaking Out
Stick 'Em Up
Stop or Slow Down
Sue Costello: Visiting Relatives in Jail
Sue Murphy: Joined a Gym
Sue Murphy: Lusting After Leonardo DiCaprio
Susie Essman: Don't Feel Bad
T. Sean Shannon: Reminded of an Ex-Girlfriend
T.J. Miller: Getting Recognized
T.J. Miller: Marijuana Prescription
Tammy Pescatelli: Fighting a Skinny Girl
Tammy Pescatelli: No Matter How Scrappy You Are
Ted Alexandro: Illegal Downloading
Ted Alexandro: Mardi Gras
Ted Alexandro: Michael Jackson Gets Too Much Press
Ted Alexandro: Squad Car Cop Is to Cop on a Bike...
Terry Hodges: Stealing Cable
The 12 Days of Christmas
The Army Hospital
The Crabby Cabbie
The Devil and Your Dad's Profession
The Hurt Bird and the S**t
The Marine Shares a Room
The New Recruit
The Power of God Can't Raise Your Load
The Three Generals
The Whore
Todd Barry: Color TVs in Prison
Todd Barry: Nurses Kick Butt
Todd Barry: Weird About Words
Tom Clark: Self-Defense Book
Tom Cotter: Dressed to Kill
Tom Cotter: On Oprah Winfrey
Tom McCaffrey: In Every Single Cop Movie
Tom McCaffrey: Pee-Wee Herman's Arrest
Tommy Davidson: After School Fight
Tommy Sledge: Bike Thief
Tony Daro: On Bike Cops
Tony Rock: Black Villain
Tony Rock: Difference in the Clothes
Tony Rock: Legalize It and Tax It
Tony Rock: Optional Tax
Torian Hughes: Songs Don't Make Us Do Anything
Tracy Morgan: When the Sisters Fight
Twelve Inch Radio Joke
Two Black Eyes for a Favor
Two-Legged Bleeder
Ty Barnett: From Chicago
Ty Barnett: On Fights at Basketball Games
Ty Barnett: Wine Tasting in Chicago
Val Kappa: Accident Note
Vanessa Hollingshead: British Pickpocket
Vargus Mason: Only the Little Angels
Veronica Mosey: "Juicy" Law
Viagra Theft
Victoria Jackson: Meeting the Cops
Vince Morris: Pulled Over as a Passenger
Walks Into a Bar... Karate Chop
Walks Into a Bar... Leprechaun Pee
Wanda Sykes: $400 Gun
Wanda Sykes: Oh, You Gonna Get a Divorce?
War Boarder
Warren Thomas: Outlawed Clones
Wayne Federman: New York Marathon
Wendy Liebman: Like Most Women
Wendy Liebman: Wedding Seating
What Not to Say to a Policeman
What We Learn From the Movies
Why God Created Women
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Drive-By
You Can't Stop The Voodoo

Jokes

Tammy Pescatelli: No Matter How Scrappy You Are

Tammy Pescatelli: No Matter How Scrappy You Are

Police & Military

A Lesson in Government

A Lesson In Morals

A.J. Jamal: Make a Way

A.J. Jamal: The Gang Look

A.J. Jamal: Watching You

Al Jackson: Bacardi 151

Al Madrigal: Party Pinata

Alex Ortiz: Born Suspect

Alex Thomas: Ask a Stupid Question

Allen Edge: Burglars

Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory

Andrew Kennedy: Dad Is Losing His Mind

Andy Blitz: Boxing Explanation

Andy Blitz: Hijackers Are the Worst

Andy Kindler: Death Penalty

Andy Kindler: George W. Bush Talks Tough

Andy Kindler: In a Fight

Anthony Griffith: Never Hit My Mother

Anthony Griffith: Safe Prison Sex

Arceneux & Mitchell: Whipped My Butt So Bad

Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs

Ardal O'Hanlon: Expectations

Aries Spears: Anthrax

Arj Barker: Cop Land

Arj Barker: Never Drive on Grass

Auggie Smith: No Smoking in Bars

B.J. Novak: Battered Women

Barry Marder: Terrible Freeways

Bathtime for Criminals

Big Kenny: Family Crack Addicts

Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife

Bill Santiago: Ass-Kicking From Jesus

Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality

Blake Clark: Gun Control

Blonde vs. Crime Rate

Bob Nickman: Psychotic With Low Self-Esteem

Bob Odenkirk: First 15 Minutes in Jail

Bob Odenkirk: Jail Time

Bob Odenkirk: On Getting Arrested

Bobby Slayton: On Cartoon Violence

Bobcat Goldthwait: Gay Bashing

Bobcat Goldthwait: In Favor of Guns

Bobcat Goldthwait: National Guard During the L.A. Riots

Bobcat Goldthwait: Police Brutality

Bonnie McFarlane: Cop Sunglasses

Bonnie McFarlane: Never Hit a Baby

Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover: Pulled Over

Brendon Walsh: Trial Separation

Brian Haley: Hotel Theft Protection

Brian Kiley: Does Nana Have to Die?

Brian Kiley: First Confession

Brian Kiley: Not Very Tough

Brian Kiley: Shot an Elk

Brian Posehn: Riot Footage

Brian Regan: A Different World for Arab Americans

Brody Stevens: South Central Beverly Hills

Carlos Mencia: Bombing Japan

Chad Daniels: Life Expectancy Sentencing

Charlie Viracola: Parking Ticket

Chelsea Handler: Alcoholics Anonymous

Chelsea Handler: On Robert Downey Jr.

Chelsea Peretti: Getting Attacked

Chris Case: Legalize It

Chris Hobbs: Getting in Trouble

Christian Finnegan: Car Alarm

Christopher Titus: Man in a Batman Suit

Christopher Titus: Newborn

Christopher Titus: Republican Spin

Christopher Titus: Scott Peterson Trial

Christopher Titus: U.S. Priorities

Chuck Booms: Back in Cleveland

Chuck Roy: New Hampshire White Boy Gang

Chuck Sklar: Perfect Crime

Classic Booty Call... Cops

Classic Booty Call... Thief

Classic Booty Call... Ticket