Wanda Sykes: Oh, You Gonna Get a Divorce?

I can hear my mother now: 'What? Oh, you gonna get a divorce? It's just that easy, huh? Things get hard, things get rough -- you just want to throw in the towel, just like that. Let me tell you something, that's a bunch of bull. Let me tell you something -- your father and I had a shoot out, OK? He took one in the arm -- Harry, show her where I shot you -- now, see that's love right there. You gotta learn how to work these things out. He was wrong, I shot him -- you move on'

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