Tommy Johnagin: Getting High for the First Time

I didn't like it. At one point I forgot how to breathe. Did you know you could do that? I had to say, aloud, 'Breathe in!' And then, I only breathed in. So I said, 'We're not good at being high: you suck at it, I suck at it, let's go to sleep. Drugs can't get you in your sleep.' That's when I learned, if you just make something up, it's not true.

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