Mark Schiff: Always Want a Bite

There are some people that are not fun people to go out and eat with. There's a type of person, wherever you go out, they want a bite of whatever you have. You know who you are. And they always lie, like, 'What is that? I've never had that before. No, I swear to God, I never had that. Give me a bite of that would you? What is that? A ham-burger? I've heard of that. Give me half of that.'

Partying & Bad Behavior