Mark Craig Taylor: Raising a Good Kid

Babies are neat, but raising a good kid -- that deserves a medal. Instead of baby announcements like, 'We're proud to announce the arrival of an eight-pound boy,' wait 20 years 'til you're really proud to announce, 'Our 180-pound boy is finally out of the house. He's drug-free, HIV-negative, and hasn't knocked anyone up yet. We're proud.'

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