Mike Birbiglia: Drinking at the Laundromat

My friends drink anywhere. My friends drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat -- I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of Dirty Panties with my Spanish speaking crew. I was like, 'Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to permanent press! Rita, the engines are stalling! Get me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat!'

Partying & Bad Behavior