Julian McCullough: List of Priorities

I don't have any curtains in my apartment. I tried to buy curtains; I went to the store, I was like, 'I would like these curtains, please.' And they were like, '$40.' And I was like, 'Nope.' Found out right then just how low on my list of priorities curtains were. It turns out I'd rather get drunk once than ever have curtains for the rest of my life.

Partying & Bad Behavior