Matt Braunger: First Fake ID

That one big voyage, like your 'Star Trek' voyage, was the time you decided to go to an actual bar and use it. Like, 'F**k it, let's do it.' You know what I mean, you're an adventurer. So, you go to a bar, but you don't know how to act, so you wore a suit. 'Hey, how is everyone? How are my fellow adults? Don't know why I said that. This mustache is real.'

Partying & Bad Behavior