David Alan Grier: Big High Plans

You always have big plans before you get high, don't you? You're gonna do a bunch of stuff before you get high. You're like, 'First of all, we're gonna do all our homework. Then, we're going to paint the house. Then, we're going to play some basketball.' Fifteen minutes after you finish that last joint, you're like, 'Yo brother, you got some more Cheetos?'


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