Zach Galifianakis: Suicide at Work

It's really hard for me to perform tonight, and I'll tell you why -- four years ago to this very date, I decided to take my own life. And I said, 'Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and your manager at work. End the misery.' I don't know how many of you have tried to jump off a Pizza Hut, but you really just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. And then you have to go back inside and serve Crazy Bread.

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