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80s Booty Call... Affair
A Drunk's Prayer
A Lawyer and A Politician
A Lesson in Government
A Lesson In Morals
A Little Cannibalism Humor
A.J. Jamal: The Darker You Are
Abortion Bill
Adam Ferrara: Got Faith
Adam Newman: Celebrity Look-Alike
Afghani Joe
Al Jackson: Your Jackie Robinson
Al Madrigal: Hip to the Lingo
Al Madrigal: Warm Front of Mexicans
Alexander & Kermit
Alfred Robles: President's Day
An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
Andy Blitz: Hijackers Are the Worst
Andy Kindler: Amsterdam Vices
Andy Kindler: Black Actors at the RNC
Andy Kindler: Break Up an Astrological Love-Fest
Andy Kindler: Celebrating Suffering
Andy Kindler: George W. Bush Talks Tough
Andy Kindler: Hitler Obsession
Andy Kindler: Plumbers in the South
Andy Kindler: Republicans and Nazis
Anthony Clark: On the Heaven's Gate Suicide Dress Code
Anthony Griffith: Scare Kids Off Drugs
Anthony Griffith: Two Tours in Vietnam
Arceneux & Mitchell: Cotton Restitution
Ardal O'Hanlon: American Emphasis
Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs
Aries Spears: Anthrax
Arj Barker: 4th of July
Arj Barker: Guess What, Cat?
Arj Barker: Military Secrets
Arj Barker: Smoker's Paradise
Arkansas Fried Chicken
Aron Kader: Anti-American in the Middle East
Auggie Smith: Kansas Casinos
Auggie Smith: No Smoking in Bars
Australian Kiss
Aziz Ansari: Senator Cornyn on Same-Sex Marriage
Bad Lawyer
Becky Pedigo: Good American Citizen
Becky Pedigo: Support Inter-Racial Dating
Becky Pedigo: SUV
Bee Pee
Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife
Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too
Bill Burr: Rednecks to Afghanistan
Bill Clinton's DNA
Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Hicks: Cross Jewelry
Bill Hicks: Geraldo's Hands-On Journalism
Bill Hicks: Ted Turner's News Grudge
Bill O'Reilly vs. the Hindenburg
Bill Santiago: Anyone Here Speak Spanish?
Bill Santiago: Bush's Edge in Miami
Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence
Bill Santiago: Latinos Are the Biggest Minority
Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality
Blake Clark: Gun Control
Blake Clark: Insulting Americans
Blake Clark: Stupidity Everywhere
Blonde State of Mind
Bob Marley: Waiting on Pizza Delivery
Bobcat Goldthwait: National Guard During the L.A. Riots
Bonnie McFarlane: Environmentalists Exist
Bonnie McFarlane: Public Politics
Bret Ernst: Blame America
Bret Ernst: Born That Way
Bret Ernst: Old School Baseball
Brian Kiley: French Club
Brian Posehn: Family Tree
Brian Regan: A Different World for Arab Americans
Brian Regan: Einstein
Bruce Baum: C-Span and HSN
Bruce Baum: Jeffrey Dahmer
Bush & Bill
Bush Gets Testy
Butch Bradley: Orange Alert
Butt Reduction
Byron Yee: The Funniest Part of the L.A. Riots
Carlos Mencia: Being Interviewed
Carlos Mencia: Bombing Japan
Carlos Mencia: Super-Fence
Carol Leifer: Celebrity Name Change
Charles Van Deventer: My Dog, Bill Clinton
Charles Van Deventer: San Francisco Protests
Charlie Viracola: George W. Bush's Evildoers
Chicken Chat
Chris Case: Didn't Vote
Chris Rock: John McCain, War Hero
Christian Finnegan: Last Website
Christopher Titus: 22-Year-Old Vietnam Vet
Christopher Titus: A Real Black President
Christopher Titus: American Foreign Policy
Christopher Titus: Apologizing for Whitey
Christopher Titus: Education Rankings
Christopher Titus: Explaining Terry Schiavo to Your Child
Christopher Titus: Man in a Batman Suit
Christopher Titus: Newborn
Christopher Titus: Post-Weiner Politics
Christopher Titus: Republican Spin
Christopher Titus: Taking Care of Saddam
Christopher Titus: Terror Alert Level
Christopher Titus: The Dumb Cheerleader
Christopher Titus: The John Edwards Scandal
Christopher Titus: Truths From Dad
Christopher Titus: U.S. Priorities
Christopher Titus: Watching the News with Your Child
Christopher Titus: We Need a Leader
Chuck Booms: Diversity News
Clinton, Bush & Washington
Confucious Say... Park A-OK
Confucious Say... Peanut Butter
Confucious Say...People Who Can Count
Confucious Say...Runs Behind Bus
Congressman's Money
Cory Kahaney: Spiritual Yoga
Country Politics
Craig Anton: Second Language Course
Cristela Alonzo: Nail Salon Dream
Culture Shock
D.A.M.
D.C. Benny: American Cab Drivers in Pakistan
D.C. Benny: German Shepherd
Damon Wayans: Suicide Bombers
Dan Ahdoot: Cuban Swimmers
Dan Allen: Politically Correct Incident
Dan Boulger: Bush and Hitler
Dan Mintz: Holocaust Survivor
Dan Rosen: America Sends Food
Dan Rosen: American Sports
Dan Rosen: Japanese Prime Minister on America
Dan Rosen: No Japanese Armed Forces
Dan St. Germain: Child Actors
Dana Gould: U.S. Priorities
Daniel Tosh: Watching Soccer
Darrell Hammond: Bill Clinton vs. James Bond
Darrell Hammond: In the Oval Office
Darrell Hammond: Newt Gingrich on Women in the Military
Darrell Hammond: On George H.W. Bush
Darrell Hammond: What Clinton Could Get Away With
Darren Carter: Missing Bill Clinton
Darryl Lenox: News Junkie
Darryl Lenox: President Bush on Hurricane Katrina
Darryl Lenox: President Bush on the Iraq War
Dave Chappelle: The Only Time
Dave Nystrom: Tougher Generation
David Feldman: American Teens vs. French Teens
David Feldman: Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal
David Feldman: Persecution
David Feldman: Vacationing in Amsterdam
David O'Doherty: Ireland's Indigenous People
David O'Doherty: St. Patrick
Death by Mexican
Definition of Diplomacy
Demetri Martin: State Shapes
Demetri Martin: The News
Democratic Light Bulb Replacement Policy
Denis Leary: Evolution Myth
Denis Leary: Money-Laundering Probe
Denis Leary: Resuming Air Travel
Denis Leary: Tired Rick Sanchez
DL Hughley: Against and for the War
DL Hughley: Different Religious Beliefs
DL Hughley: Flying After 9/11
DL Hughley: God and Government Percentages
DL Hughley: Never Shocked
DL Hughley: Shocking Death
DL Hughley: Stupid Bumper Stickers
DL Hughley: Terror Alert Rainbow
Dom Irrera: My Grandfather
Donald Glover: Seen the Face of God
Dov Davidoff: Barack Obama Promise
Dov Davidoff: Molestation Scandals
Down in the Ocean
Dragging Their Feet
Drew Fraser: Chasing the Taliban
Drinking Buddies
Dwayne Kennedy: 9/11 Reaction
Dwayne Kennedy: After 9/11
Dwayne Kennedy: Entertaining the Master
Dwayne Kennedy: Hard Working Mexicans
Dwayne Kennedy: Music With Your War
Dwayne Kennedy: On 9/11
Dwayne Kennedy: Slavery Spirituals
Dwayne Kennedy: The bin Laden Family Name
Dwayne Kennedy: White Folks on 9/11
Dwayne Perkins: A Play About Slavery
Earthquake: Late by Nature
Earthquake: Not Abraham Lincoln
Earthquake: O.J. Messed It Up
Eddie Brill: Army Commercials
Eddie Brill: Senator Kennedy
Eddie Gossling: Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
Edwin San Juan: Filipinos and Latinos
Egyptian Pick-Up Line
Einsteinium
English, Irish & Scottish Football
Ethnic Joke
Eugene Mirman: Grammatically Ambiguous Protest Signs
Eugene Mirman: Let My People Go
Eugene Mirman: Who Is Karl Rove?
Farm Fugitives
FedEx UPS Merger
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame
Feelin' Blue
Felipe Esparza: Coalition Forces
Flies in the Beer
Fox Hole
Frank Caliendo: Loving President Bush
Gary Lazer: Giving Up
Gary Lazer: The State of Things
Gene Pompa: Hardcore Political Activist
Gene Pompa: One in Three New Yorkers
George Miller: Trust, but Verify
George of the Jungle
German Vasoline
German Windbreaker
German Woman Takes a Walk
Gilson Lubin: Growing Up in the Caribbean
Glenn Wool: Real Criminals
Glenn Wool: Screwing Up
Glenn Wool: Uncle Sam
Glenn Wool: Uncle Sam Wants You To Speak English
Godfrey: Poor Immigrant Parents
Goverment Wrestling Federation
Government vs. Mafia
Greek Navy
Greg Fitzsimmons: David Paterson's Affair
Greg Fitzsimmons: My Grandfather's Name
Greg Fitzsimmons: New York Airport Safety Precautions
Greg Giraldo: Conservation
Greg Giraldo: Doomsday Scenarios on the News
Greg Giraldo: Head of the EPA
Greg Giraldo: Japanese Scientists
Greg Giraldo: Napoleon Complex
Greg Giraldo: Not in Iran Right Now
Greg Giraldo: Pursuing Dreams in America
Greg Giraldo: Remember Osama bin Laden?
Greg Giraldo: The Patriot Act
Greg Giraldo: Thomas Jefferson
Greg Giraldo: Who Is Madeleine Albright?
Greg Proops: Who Is From This Country?
Gregg Rogell: Bush Reading the Bible
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phones vs. Anthrax
Gregg Rogell: On John Glenn
Gregg Rogell: Terrorism Can Happen Anywhere
Gregg Rogell: Thanksgiving Day Parade
Hari Kondabolu: Arizona Anti-Immigration Laws
Hari Kondabolu: Colonialism Set
Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Thanksgiving
Harland Williams: America's Education Problem
Harland Williams: Sea Turtle Government Secret
Harland Williams: Terror Alert
Harland Williams: The al Qaedas Are Coming
Heaven vs. Hell
Helisoft
Hostage Escape Tactics
Hostage Situation
Hostile Happy Hour
Hugh Fink: Life Support
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Ian Bagg: Three-Armed Chinese Baby
Ian Edwards: Out of Jail
Ian Edwards: Out Slavery
Iliza Shlesinger: Bumper Sticker
Iliza Shlesinger: Don't Care What You Think
In the Navy
Inventions by Idiots
Irish Fun
Irish on Vacation
Irish Spring
Irishmen & Their Lightbulbs
Jack Coen: Don't Invite the Olympics
Jack Coen: Empathizing With Monica Lewinsky
Jack Coen: Not the Same for Bill Clinton
Jack Whitehall: News Stories
Jackie Kashian: Bin Laden in Nebraska
Jake Johannsen: Border Security
Jake Johannsen: Watergate Hotel
Jamie Kaler: Thought About Adopting
Jan Karem: Pre-Historic Dates
Janine DiTullio: Genital Mutilation
Jeff Altman: Confused About Bush
Jeff Cesario: Greatest Democracy in the World
Jeff Dunham: Difficulty in Being Politically Correct
Jeff Dye: The Obama Election
Jeff Garcia: Picking a Fight With America
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship
Jeffrey Ross: On Iraq
Jeremy Hotz: On Canada
Jesse Popp: New Version of "Huckleberry Finn"
Jessi Klein: You Look A Lot Like...
Jessica Kirson: English Children
Jim David: Capital Punishment
Jim David: Dutch Influence
Jim David: No British Embarrassment
Jim Gaffigan: Bottled Water
Jimmie Walker: Another Jimmy Stewart Scandal
Jimmie Walker: My Good Friend, Marion Barry
Jimmy Shubert: Airport Security Measures
Jimmy Tingle: Cigarette Messages
Jimmy Tingle: Noble Public Servants
Joe Bolster: Roman Ruins
Joe Clair: Ashamed of "Jerry Springer"
Joey Gay: New Yorkers on 9/12
John Caparulo: Airport Security Inspection
John Caparulo: Not Watching the News
John Caparulo: Traveling in Canada
John Evans: Abortion Statistics
John Evans: E-Mailing George W. Bush
John Henton: Bill Clinton's Affairs
John McCain's Underwear
John Mulaney: Bank Robbery in the 1930s
John Mulaney: TV Show "Cold Case"
John Oliver: A German Bus
John Oliver: America's Nooks and Crannies
John Oliver: Anus Bomb
John Oliver: Ban Ki-moon Swearing
John Oliver: British Swearing
John Oliver: Campaign Ads
John Oliver: Democracy
John Oliver: Falling in Love with America
John Oliver: Iowa Caucuses
John Oliver: Muslim in America
John Oliver: New Boston Tea Party
John Oliver: Rod Blagojevich
John Oliver: Stick to What You're Good At
John Oliver: Still the King
John Oliver: Taxation Without Representation
John Oliver: The Music of the People
John Oliver: Titanic Study
John Oliver: You Can Kill Burglars
John Pinette: Nutrition Nazis
John Ramsey: Russian Poop Joke
John Ridley: Indian Restaurants
John Ridley: Male Perspective on Abortion
John Wessling: Democrats in Texas
Johnny Lampert: Jeffery Dahmer in the War on Terror
Johnny Steele: Lazy Violence
Jon Dore: Ability to Hide
Jon Dore: Hiding From the Nazis
Jon Lajoie: Dreamt of a World
Jonathan Solomon: Missed the 70s
Jonathan Solomon: On George H. W. Bush
Jordan Rubin: German Porno
Judah Friedlander: On Shintoism
Judy Gold: Performing for Bill Clinton
Judy Toll: During the Sexual Revolution
Kathleen Madigan: Smoking Bans
Keith Robinson: Crazy Uncle Bush
Keith Robinson: Jeane Dixon
Kevin Kataoka: Going to Tokyo
Kevin Kataoka: Good Old Days
Kevin Meaney: Practice for the Bomb
Kristen Schaal: Amelia Earhart
Kristian Vallee: Election System
Kumail Nanjiani: Hogwarts Curriculum
Kumail Nanjiani: Stupid People
Kurt Metzger: Alaskan Natives
Kurt Metzger: Mayan Calendar and 2012
Kyle Grooms: Appreciating America
Kyle Grooms: Bad Neighborhood
Kyle Grooms: Border Security Solution
Kyle Grooms: It's Not America
Kyle Kinane: Every Vote Counts
Kyle Kinane: Medieval Times
Kyle Kinane: This Is America
Kyle Kinane: Who You're Voting For
Laloo Flies the Friendly Skies
Larry Amoros: Finding Gays in the Military
Larry Amoros: Hannibal the Cannibal
Larry Amoros: On Congressman Jesse Helms
Larry Amoros: The Jeffery Dahmer Trial
Larry Miller: The Safest Leader
Larry the Cable Guy: Meeting Hillary Clinton
Larry the Cable Guy: O.J. Simpson in Jail
Laura House: Stripping in Russia
Laura Kightlinger: Family Business
Laura Swisher: Rosa Parks
Laurie Kilmartin: Dating an Immigrant
Laurie Kilmartin: Immigrant Boyfriend
Laurie Kilmartin: Over-Packing
Lawyer Means...
Leek Limerick
Let's Talk
Lewis Black: Absolute Faith
Lewis Black: Bill Clinton's Testimony
Lewis Black: Difference Between Democrats and Republicans
Lewis Black: End of the Universe
Lewis Black: George H.W. Bush on Economics
Lewis Black: Greatest Country
Lewis Black: Jerry Falwell's 9/11 Theories
Lewis Black: Lost Ozone
Lewis Black: NFL's Salute to America
Lewis Black: No Solar Energy
Lewis Black: One Good Headline
Lewis Black: Vice President Misspells Potato
Lewis Dix: National Debt
Lewis Dix: Smart Republicans
Light Reading
Lincoln Booty Call... Address
Lincoln Booty Call... Age
Lincoln Booty Call... Beard
Lincoln Booty Call... Cabin
Lincoln Booty Call... Debate
Lincoln Booty Call... Hat
Lincoln Booty Call... Score
Lincoln Booty Call... Splitter
Lincoln Booty Call... Title
Lincoln Booty Call... Unite
Lisa Lampanelli: Sexual History
Lisa Lampanelli: Such a Disaster
Lisa Landry: Middle East Peace Plan
Little Wanky
Lizz Winstead: Bush's Clear Skies Initiative
Lizz Winstead: Bush's Environmental Priorities
Lizz Winstead: Compassionate Conservative
Lizz Winstead: Gay Marriage Amendment
Lizz Winstead: Iraq's Prime Minister
Lizz Winstead: Jesse Helms
Lizz Winstead: KKK Highway
Lizz Winstead: Medicare Website
Lizz Winstead: No reading in Los Angeles
Lizz Winstead: Nutmeg and Yellow Cake Warning
Lizz Winstead: Old Terrorist Alerts
Lizz Winstead: Paying for Iraqi Infrastructure
Lizz Winstead: Paying for Troop Provisions
Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology
Lizz Winstead: Smokers Concerned About Terrorism
Lizz Winstead: Your Duty as a Citizen
Loni Love: Finding Osama bin Laden
Loni Love: George W. Bush Is Smart
Loni Love: Loved the 80s
Loni Love: On Condoleezza Rice
Loni Love: On Dick Cheney
Loni Love: Osama bin Laden's Videos
Louis Ramey: All Gay Platoon
Louis Ramey: An Honest Politician
Louis Ramey: Fidel Castro
Louis Ramey: Why I Pulled You Over
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
Lowell Sanders: Suicide Bombers
Madame President
Make-a-Wish Foundation
Marc Maron: Consumer Based Economy
Marc Maron: George W. Bush Is the Right President
Marc Maron: Retro-Bohemian Thing Going On
Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush
Marc Price: Need a Drink to Vote
Margaret Smith: John Bobbitt's Penis
Margaret Smith: Year of the Woman
Maria Bamford: Charity on Camera
Maria Bamford: Depressed American Kids
Maria Bamford: New Neighbors
Maria Bamford: Ordering Coffee
Maria Bamford: Political Aspirations
Marina Franklin: First Lady
Mark Brazill: L.A. Riots
Mark Cohen: Dan Quayle on AK-47s
Mark Pitta: What the President Likes
Mark Viera: Premier Impacto
Maronzio Vance: Presidency Is Like a Car
Maz Jobrani: Anthrax Is Not the Middle Eastern Way
Maz Jobrani: Not All Evil
Maz Jobrani: Swapping Ethnicities
Mechanical vs. Chemical
Medieval Booty Call... Grail
Melanie Reno: Bill Clinton's Presidency
Michael Kosta: German Girlfriend
Michael Loftus: Irish Step Dancing
Michael Palascak: No Sex Until Marriage
Mick Betancourt: The History Channel
Microsoft and a Halter Top
Mike Birbiglia: Bush in D.C.
Mike Birbiglia: Bush's Stance on Troop Support
Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush and Your Dad
Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush Seems Fun
Mike Birbiglia: Lincoln Quotes
Mike Birbiglia: New Is Not Real
Mike Birbiglia: Pick Up Some Donut Language
Mike Britt: Too Much of Our Business
Mike Britt: War Is a Silly Thing
Mike Dugan: Communication Through the Ages
Mike Dugan: On Abortion
Mike Lawrence: Windowless S**t Palace
Mike Sweeney: Irish Immigrants
Mike Sweeney: New York Real Estate
Mike Vecchione: Health Care in America
Mike Vecchione: No Health Care
Mike Yard: If You See Something, Say Something
Mike Yard: Suspicious in New York
Mo Mandel: Anne Frank's Blog
Mo Mandel: Ugly Chick in Your Office
Moshe Kasher: Middle America
Myq Kaplan: Ancient Greek Times
Myq Kaplan: Five-Tiered Religious Zone
Myq Kaplan: Had It Rough
Myq Kaplan: Wearing Crosses
Native American Hijinx
Neal Brennan: Barack Obama Rebound Boyfriend
New Words
Nick Kroll: Bouncers at the Airport
North vs. South
Owen Smith: Born in the Bahamas
Paris Native
Patrice O'Neal: Arrogant Traveler
Patrice O'Neal: World Champs
Patton Oswalt: Ambassador When Traveling
Patton Oswalt: Green City on TV
Patton Oswalt: If I Had Settled This Country
Patton Oswalt: New York vs. Amsterdam
Patton Oswalt: U.S. Pot vs. Amsterdam Pot
Paul F. Tompkins: Airline Security Drawings
Paul Mercurio: Don't Worry About North Korea
Paul Mercurio: Finding Bin Laden
Paul Mercurio: I Have the Bomb
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul Mooney: Dinosaurs Are Too Big
Paul Mooney: During Slavery
Paul Mooney: Earth Can Save Itself
Paul Mooney: Moving Into a White Neighborhood
Paul Provenza: Chair in the Dictionary
Paul Varghese: Terrorist Stereotypes
Paul Varghese: The Sky Is My Hood
Perambulating Candadians
Pete Holmes: YouTube Comments by Teenagers
Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search
Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers
Polish Frogmen
Political Bookmarks
Political Jokes
Political Pampers
Politically Speaking
Politician Reincarnation
Politicians & Screwdrivers
Presidential surprise
Prime Minister Material
Private Baby
Pro and Con Congress
Question for a Scotsman
Racists & Light Bulbs
Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Randy Credico: Reagan Library
Religious Views of the World
Rene Hicks: On Dr. Kevorkian
Republican Light Bulb Replacement Policy
Rich Vos: Immigration Policy
Rich Vos: Jewish History
Rich Vos: On Vincent Van Gogh
Rich Vos: Shopping in Amsterdam
Richard Jeni: War Over Religion
Richard Lewis: Harvard Rat Study
Rick Harris: Can't Do Journalism
Rick Overton: End of Western Civilization
Rick Overton: Stop the Oil Spills
Rob Riggle: Now That Obama Is President
Robin Montague: Healthcare Is Too Expensive
Rock da House
Rod Man: Too Much Walking
Roe v. Wade
Roger Rittenhouse: Watch for Injuries
Roman Warrior
Rory Albanese: Analogy of Hate
Rory Albanese: London McDonald's
Rory Albanese: Middle East Solution
Roy Wood Jr.: Parenting Plan
Rudy Rush: Al Sharpton for President
Rudy Rush: Good Black Leaders
Runny Noodle
Russ Meneve: Same Thought on 9/11
Russ Meneve: Who Cares About Russia?
Russian Beauties
Russian Doctor for the Trans-Gendered
Rusty Ward: Obsessed With Food
Ryan Stout: Beijing Fire
Ryan Stout: Negative Stereotypes
Ryan Stout: Old Sayings
Ryan Stout: Positives and Negatives of Words
Sabrina Matthews: Cured of Homosexuality
Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Safe Sex
Santa Singh
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Honest Senator
Sardarji Editor
Sardarji on the Mountain
Scags Who Blew Bill
Scot Got Naught
Scott LaRose: Angry T. Rexes
Scottish Cheapskates
Scottish Couple
Screw The World
Screwing the Justice System
Sean Morey: Flag Burning
Sean Murphy: Mail Order Brides
Sean Murphy: The Irish Republican Army
Self-Explanatory
Senate Slander
Senile... Like a FOX!
Sex and The Country
Sex Ed
Sex Sandals
Sexual Congress
Shang Forbes: End of Racism
Shang Forbes: Michael Jackson in Ethiopia
Sharing
Sherrod Small: New Yorkers Ain't Scared
Sheryl Underwood: No Black Serial Killers
Sheryl Underwood: Two White Men Black People Love
Shine On, You Crazy Fratboy!
Ships of the Desert
Siamese Twins
Signs of the 21st Century
Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart
Signs You're in America
Sino-Mexican Relations
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Smart Cape Bretoner
Sommore: You Got to Be Fair
South Park
Southern Belle in Paris
Stand-Up Gandhi
State Puns
State Slogans
Steve Marmel: America Is Not a Bully
Steve Marmel: Bush and Gore
Steve Marmel: Don't Care Whether Clinton's Right or Wrong
Steve Marmel: George W.'s 2000 Campaign
Steve Marmel: Michael Kennedy
Steve Marmel: Missing Clinton
Steve Marmel: On Elian Gonzalez
Steve Marmel: On Hillary Clinton
Steve Marmel: On Reverend Al Sharpton
Steve Marmel: Pauly Shore vs. Bill Clinton
Steve Shaffer: Conspiracy Theory
Steve White: Looting
Sue Kolinsky: Changes in Dating
Surprise!
Survivor
Taliban Bingo
Taliban Snippet
Taliban Tank Trix
Talking Italian
Tatonka
Tattoo Idea
Tattooed Wang
Taxation
Tea Time
Teacher Arrested
Ted Alexandro: A Lot of Natural Disasters
Ted Alexandro: Bush, Kerry or Nader
Ted Alexandro: Debate About the War
Ted Alexandro: E-Mails From John Kerry
Ted Alexandro: Evacuation
Ted Alexandro: Michael Jackson Gets Too Much Press
Ted Alexandro: The Jackson Family
Tess: On Monica Lewinsky
Test Tube Baby
Texas Talkin'
That's tacky
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
The Aging Explorer
The Amputated P.O.W.
The Army Hospital
The Bear Hunter
The Bill Clinton Sale
The Businessman's Medical Problem
The Chinese Workman
The Clinton X250
The Clintons and the $50 Hooker
The Crabby Cabbie
The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper
The Deserted Island
The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
The First Lady's patriotic duties
The Fish-Eating Competition
The Four Ghosts of the White House
The Golfer's Confession
The Govinator
The Grand Forks Flood Film
The Hurt Bird and the S**t
The Italian Boy
The Jewish Vote
The Mexican Firefighter
The Michael Jackson Doll
The Naming of Canada
The New Recruit
The Penis Study
The Polish Passenger
The Potty Wisdom of Confucious
The President's Dog
The Quotable Marion Barry
The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
The Royal Honeymoon
The Russian Pretzel
The Scott's Pocket Watch
The Sklar Brothers: Beer Commercial
The Squirrels
The Three Astronauts
The Three Chinese Tortures
The Three Generals
The Tomato Seller!
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
The Treason of Illumination
The True Story
The Whore
The Wizard of Oz
Things Found Only in America
Those Kooky Polish Jokes
Those Mirthful Hindus
Those Polish Gourmets
Those Shady Frenchies
Tickle Me Dirty Politics
Tiff With Riley
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Tips for Traveling in the South
Tom Cotter: Dressed to Kill
Tom Cotter: Names for the Homeless
Tom Kenny: Another Postal Situation
Tom Kenny: L.A. Riot Moving Day
Tom Kenny: Star Trek Fans in Heaven's Gate
Tom Kenny: Titanic Band
Tom Kenny: Titanic Ending
Tom Rhodes: Hard on Americans
Tom Rhodes: Melanin
Tom Simmons: Why Would You Go to Iraq?
Tony Brown: On Lorena Bobbitt
Tony Roberts: Only Bad News
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba
Top 10 Reasons To Live in New Brunswick
Top 10 Reasons To Live In Newfoundland
Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Ontario
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Quebec
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan
Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
Top Ten Reasons For Being English
Touchy Feely Cracky
Trade Talks
Trouble on the Roof
Twelve Inch Radio Joke
Two Of These Things Belong Together
Ty Barnett: High Gas Prices
Ty Barnett: Killer Bees
Vanessa Hollingshead: British Pickpocket
Vanessa Hollingshead: Doesn't Want Us Free
Ventriloquist and the Polack
Veronica Mosey: Always Now!
Vic Henley: Soccer Heckling
Vic Henley: What Everybody Up North Thinks
Virgins in Caves
Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD
Voodoo Enronomics
W. Kamau Bell: Never Be a President Obama
W. Kamau Bell: On Condoleezza Rice
Walks Into a Bar... Beer Brothers
Walks Into a Bar... Sexy Lincoln
Wanda Sykes: African American or Black
Wanda Sykes: Apologizing for Oral Sex
Wanda Sykes: Bush's Air Quality Control
Wanda Sykes: George W. Bush's Approval Rating
Wanda Sykes: Nasty Evidence in Clinton-Lewinsky Testimony
War Boarder
Warren Thomas: Any Holiday to Party
Warren Thomas: Appreciating Hillary Clinton
Warren Thomas: Blame El Nino
Washington Booty Call... Delaware
Washington Booty Call... First Lady
Washington Booty Call... Lie
Washington Booty Call... Minutemen
Washington Booty Call... Mount
Washington Booty Call... Nickname
Washington Booty Call... Revolution
Washington Booty Call... Sign
Washington Booty Call... Tree
Washington Booty Call... Wood
Washington, Nixon & Dubya
Watergate vs. Sexgate
We're Studying Hard
We's Huntin' Frenchman
Wendy Liebman: Prince Charles
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
What did the Hispanic fireman...
What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...
What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer ...
What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
What Is Politics?
What is Six Inches Long?
What is the first thing
What's in a Name?
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...
White House Synonyms
White House Visitors
Whitehouse Parrot
Who's Egg Is This?
Whose Son is He?
Wild Irish Ho's
Will Durst: Democrats Form a Firing Squad
Will Durst: Most Electable of the Democrats
Will Durst: Nixon, Carter and Kennedy on a Boat
Woods After Sex
World War III
Wright, Right?
Xtreme Makeovers
Y2K Nostalgia
Zambian Roulette

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A Drunk's Prayer

A Lawyer and A Politician

A Lesson in Government

A Lesson In Morals

A Little Cannibalism Humor

A.J. Jamal: The Darker You Are

Abortion Bill

Adam Ferrara: Got Faith

Adam Newman: Celebrity Look-Alike

Afghani Joe

Al Jackson: Your Jackie Robinson

Al Madrigal: Hip to the Lingo

Al Madrigal: Warm Front of Mexicans

Alexander & Kermit

Alfred Robles: President's Day

An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss

Andy Blitz: Hijackers Are the Worst

Andy Kindler: Amsterdam Vices

Andy Kindler: Black Actors at the RNC

Andy Kindler: Break Up an Astrological Love-Fest

Andy Kindler: Celebrating Suffering

Andy Kindler: George W. Bush Talks Tough

Andy Kindler: Hitler Obsession

Andy Kindler: Plumbers in the South

Andy Kindler: Republicans and Nazis

Anthony Clark: On the Heaven's Gate Suicide Dress Code

Anthony Griffith: Scare Kids Off Drugs

Anthony Griffith: Two Tours in Vietnam

Arceneux & Mitchell: Cotton Restitution

Ardal O'Hanlon: American Emphasis

Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs

Aries Spears: Anthrax

Arj Barker: 4th of July

Arj Barker: Guess What, Cat?

Arj Barker: Military Secrets

Arj Barker: Smoker's Paradise

Arkansas Fried Chicken

Aron Kader: Anti-American in the Middle East

Auggie Smith: Kansas Casinos

Auggie Smith: No Smoking in Bars

Australian Kiss

Aziz Ansari: Senator Cornyn on Same-Sex Marriage

Bad Lawyer

Becky Pedigo: Good American Citizen

Becky Pedigo: Support Inter-Racial Dating

Becky Pedigo: SUV

Bee Pee

Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife

Bill Burr: I Could Be President, Too

Bill Burr: Rednecks to Afghanistan

Bill Clinton's DNA

Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game

Bill Gates and General Motors

Bill Hicks: Cross Jewelry

Bill Hicks: Geraldo's Hands-On Journalism

Bill Hicks: Ted Turner's News Grudge

Bill O'Reilly vs. the Hindenburg

Bill Santiago: Anyone Here Speak Spanish?

Bill Santiago: Bush's Edge in Miami

Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence

Bill Santiago: Latinos Are the Biggest Minority

Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality

Blake Clark: Gun Control

Blake Clark: Insulting Americans

Blake Clark: Stupidity Everywhere

Blonde State of Mind

Bob Marley: Waiting on Pizza Delivery

Bobcat Goldthwait: National Guard During the L.A. Riots

Bonnie McFarlane: Environmentalists Exist

Bonnie McFarlane: Public Politics

Bret Ernst: Blame America

Bret Ernst: Born That Way

Bret Ernst: Old School Baseball

Brian Kiley: French Club

Brian Posehn: Family Tree