John Caparulo: Not Watching the News

My friends guilt trip me, 'You hear what Bush said today? You see his speech?' 'Uh, no.' 'How could you miss that?' 'I guess I got more channels than you do, dude. It wasn't on Nickelodeon. I don't care.' 'What about the education system and gay marriage?' 'I already graduated; I'm not gonna marry a dude, alright? I don't care.'

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