Reasons for Being French

* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.

* Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time.

* You get to eat insect food like snails and frogs' legs.

* If there's a war you can surrender really early.

* You don''t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.

* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries.

* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.

* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.

* You don''t have to bother with toilets, just s**t in the street.

* People think you''re a great lover even when you''re not.

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