Lizz Winstead: Your Duty as a Citizen

If you're not sure who is a terrorist in this country, they've really helped us out to figure it out. If you go to the website of the Department of Homeland Security, they'll give you some hints. First thing you want to look for is pregnant women, 'cause they're probably not pregnant, they're probably just terrorists in disguise. So I suggest, your duty as a citizen is to walk up to a pregnant woman, punch her right in the gut -- just to make sure there's not a bomb under her jumper. It's your duty, you're deputies.

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