Tattooed Wang

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his d**k.

"Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist.

"Three reasons:  I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

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