Todd Lynn: In an Elevator With a Little White Lady

I'm a big, black, thug, mean-looking dude. It's messed up my whole life. I can't do normal stuff, like I can't ride in an elevator with, like, a little white lady. I make any sudden movements, she goes screaming and pressing the red button, like, 'Oh, he's about to rob me!,' which always scares the hell out of me. Now I'm in the elevator like a damn minstrel trying to calm her down, 'Oh no, Miss Lady Ma'am, I'm just trying to do my dance for ya.'

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