Sex and The Country

A Frenchman and an Italianwere seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the menbegan discussing their home lives.

"Last night I madelove to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she mademe delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I madelove to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made mea wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Englishmanremained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love toyour wife last night?"

"Once," hereplied.

"Only once?" theItalian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."