If you are not Indian and you see a movie about India, don't think, all of a sudden, you can relate to me like we have this magical connection. I get this, literally, once a week for the last three years: 'Oh my god, you're Indian? Have you seen "Slumdog Millionaire"?' And that's wrong, 'cause you wouldn't do it to anybody else. 'Oh my god, you're black? Have you seen "Big Momma's House"?' 'Oh my god, you're so damn ugly. Have you seen "Shrek"?' 'Oh my god, you only have one leg? Have you seen "Footloose'?'