Johnny Sanchez: Old Black Man Sayings

Older black men... have a tendency to make up their own sayings that really don't make any sense at all, but they say it with so much commitment and conviction, they make you think twice about it. You ever notice that? 'Well, you obviously know what's going on. What's the secret of youth?' 'Why don't you tell me?' 'I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you what it is right now -- gotta live your life like two feet with 10 toes and an extra toenail!'