Jessi Klein: Hanukkah Tradition

The only tradition I feel that we need to reconsider is at that holiday, Jews give each other these little chocolate coins covered in gold foil. And I just feel like when your people is demonized for being obsessed with cash, you should not be seen gobbling money. And they always come in these little yellow fishnets, you know, like we just caught them fresh from our ocean of wealth. You should not be seen eating your stereotype. Like, you don't see Asian people eating chocolate math problems. You don't see Mexican people eating, like, chocolate uninsured cars, you don't see lesbians eating chocolate WNBA games.