Jason Kuller: Awkward Dirty Talk

My last girlfriend wanted me to talk dirty to her in the bed. I'm no wildman in the sack. Don't let the glasses and the hip threads fool you. I had a hard time with the degrading, profane language because I was raised a proverbial nice, Jewish boy. So this is how I would talk dirty to her -- it's embarrassing -- 'You really like my schmeckle, don't you? I am gonna schtupp you so hard. Don't make me stick it in your tushie.'

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